Author-chan: MABEL! GET THE SMILE DIP!
Mabel: WOOOO- Wait. What for?
Author-chan: NOT IMPORTANT! I JUST NEED 40 PACKS OF SMILE DIP STAT!
Mabel: YES MAM! *runs to the store*
Dipper: STAN, SHE'S GOING FOR THE SMILE DIP!
Stan: GET THE HOSE!
Author-chan: Nope! I told her to get it! Also, it's not for her... *evil grin*
Will: I-I don't like it when s-she grins l-l-like that...
Bill: Me either, kid. *crosses arms and looks up like, "this is so stupid"*
Author-chan: So... Will and Dipper.
Will: Y-yes? *smiles cutely*
Dipper: Lemme guess, we have a new dare?
Author-chan: Sharp as ever, brainiac! *trying to mimic Bill's voice*
Bill: You sound like a dying walrus.
Author-chan: *mutters* Then my impression of you was on point...
Bill: WHAT?!
Author-chan: Nothing... Nothing at all... *whispers* It was something...
Mabel: DID SOMEONE SAY 40 PACKS OF SMILE DIP?!
Dipper: Uhh... No.
Mabel: Oh. That woulda been perfect. Anyway Mar-
Author-chan: Ah ah ah! Here, it's Author-chan.
Mabel: Right! I got the Smile Dip, Author-chan!
Author-chan: Good! Now, Will and Dipper... YOU HAVE TO EAT 20 BAGS OF SMILE DIP EACH! Then... Bill and Tyrone...
Tyrone: Oh hell no...
Bill: We have to-
Author-chan: TAKE CARE OF HIGH WILL AND DIPPER!
A few hours later
High Dipper: WHEEEEEE! *slides down the stair rail* RAINBOW SLIDE!
Bill: PINE TREE! *catches him as he falls off the edge of the rail*
Will: *staring at the blank tv* I LOVE THIS SHOW! GO RAINBOW PRINCESS! FREE THE UNI-CAT!
Tyrone: Shhh! *covers Will's mouth*
Will: *stays silent for a second* *chomps down on Tyrone's hand suddenly* NOM NOM!
Dipper: *rapidly crawling on the ground* IMMA NUM NUM! FEAR ME! NUMNUMNUM! *flops down on his back* Num Num is schweepy.
Bill: Oh thank-
Dipper: JK! *leaps up and tackles Bill, kissing his face multiple times*
Bill: I could live with this...
Will: MEOW! *crawls up in Tyrone's lap* ROW! I AM NEKO-CHAN! NOTICE ME SENPAI!
Tyrone: *blushes*
Author-chan: Well... I think that's enough for this chapter... I'll be back when Will and Dipper come off of Cloud High. *gets tackled by Dipper*
Dipper: NUM NUM IS SECRETLY CANNIBAL!
Author-chan: ILL AWAIT YOUR KIND LETTERS, DEAR VIEWERS!
Dipper: *about to bite into Author-chan's face*
BEEEEEEEEEP
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