Author-chan: WARNING! THERE BEITH FOUL LANGUAGE IN THIS CHAPTER! NOW...DIPPYYYYY-CHAAAAN!
Dipper: Dippy? What...?
Author-chan: YOU HAVE A QUESTION TO ANSWER!
Dipper: Okay...
Author-chan: Do girls or boys ever hit on you, if so, how does Bill react?
Bill: PEOPLE HIT ON MY PINETREE?!
Dipper: No! They don't... I'm a loner. *emo corner*
Mabel: STOP GROWING MUSHROOMS IN OTHER PEOPLES' CLOSETS, DIPPER!
Bill: What am I, chopped liver?!
Will: N-no... Y-you're Bill...
Bill: NO *bleep*ING *bleep* SHERLOCK!
Will: I'M SORRY! *hides in closet with Dipper*
Mabel: YOU'LL CATCH MUSHROOMS! DON'T SIT TOO CLOSE TO HIM!
Author-chan: So, Dipper, *says in a Mettaton voice* WHAT IS YOUR FINAL ANSWER?
Dipper: No, and Bill... He gets pissed.
Bill: DAMN STRAIGHT! *clings to Dipper* Mine. *hisses*
Mabel: Know what else is damn straight? NOT DIPPER! HAHHAHHAAHAHAHH-
Dipper: I can kill you in 8 different ways.
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HumorThe title pretty much explains it... Ask and Dare your favorite triangle dream demon and his pine tree, along with (wimpy) Will Cipher and his "Master", Reverse Pine Tree! (Rev!Dipper), and don't forget Mabel, Stanley, Stanford, Pacifica, Gideon, So...
