Author-chan: I got a new phone, guuuyyyss! In celebration, I'm gonna be doing a dare of mine. Long story short, it involves a mall visit with demons, and lots of my oc's. Enjoy!
*A Few Hours Later*
Swag-chan: OH MY GOD THERE'S TVD IN THAT STORE WE GOTTA GO THERE.
Author-chan: -_- IM ONLY GOING IN THERE FOR THE RICK AND MORTY. *walks into Hot Topic*
Mabel: *walks up to a rack with Mabel sweaters on them* DIPPER, MY IDENTITY HAS BEEN STOLEN!
Bill: WHY IS THERE A SHIRT WITH MY FACE ON IT. I KNOW I'M GREAT, BUT JEEZ!
Dipper: Uhh... why are they selling my hat...? And where'd they get it...?
Author-chan: *hugging a Rick and Morty shirt and mug and fangirling*
Swag-chan: THEY HAVE THE QUEEN'S OUTFIT. *holds up Katherine's outfit from TVD*
Author-chan: OH MY GOD IS THAT SUPERNATURAL I SEE *runs up to a shelf filled with SPN merch* I NEEEED!
Swag-chan: I HAVE TO HAVE THIS. *holds up a necklace that says "Sam's Girl"*
Will: T-this is c-c-confusing...
Tyrone: I like it. *holds up a bloody Tokyo Ghoul shirt and grins evilly* (I'm making him more evil due to a demand of a reader so tell me if you like it or nah MKAAAY)
Will: *squeaks and cowers* I-I don't...
Lucy MY DEMONESS OC: This is stupid. Why are we even here?
Adriel MY NERDY DEMON OC: Because, if we're gonna kick Aym's leprechaun ass, then we have to look the part! *holds up a Blue Exorcist cosplay from Rin*
Satan THIS OC IS KINDA OBVIOUS: That's just cosplay from a half-decent anime.
Swag-chan: *slaps Satan* SHUT UP YOU HALF-DECENT CHICKEN NUGGET.
Adriel: HAHAHAHAHA YOU GOT SMACKED
Malphas IAN SOMERHALDER OC: *slaps Satan and then slaps Adriel* Both of you, shush.
Michael BEAN OC: W-we should go shop somewhere else...
Lazarus MOM AF ANGEL OC: I completely agree. *smiles* Sister, we should go shop at that little store there! *points at Victoria's Secret* I think the clothing would suit you.
Adriel: BAHAHAHA THE SLUT SHADE IS REAL
Author-chan: GUYS GET OUT OF HERE THIS IS BILLDIP AND WILLDIP FANFICTION NOT THE 2ND WORLD.
Lucy: How does she know about the 2nd World?
Malphas: Maybe she knows too much. *pulls out a gun*
Author-chan: BITCH I MADE YOU. NOW GO BACK TO YOUR OWN UNIVERSE.
Michael: M-Malphas! *grabs Malphas's wrist* C-Calm down... Don't hurt anybody... Please.
Malphas: *sighs and puts the gun away* Alright, alright. She's right. Let's go. *disappears with the rest of them*
Swag-chan: WELL. THAT WAS FUN.
Author-chan: YOU SLAPPED SATAN. *high fives Swag-chan*
Bill: *at Men's Outfitters, looking at bowties*
Mabel: *at Justice, picking out everything with a cat on it*
Tyrone: *at a knife store with Will, looking at machetes*
Dipper: *at Barnes and Nobel, looking at the paranormal research books*
Author-chan: We should probaaablly round them up.
Swag-chan: This chapter was boring as fudge.
Author-chan: IM OUT OF IDEAS OKAY SCREW YOU SWAG-CHAN
Swag-chan: *throws the Katherine outfit on Author-chan's face* THE POWER OF KAT COMPELS YOU!
Author-chan: *throws the Rick and Morty shirt at Swag-chan* WUBBALUBBAF*CKINGDUBDUB
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