(EW I JUST TALKED TO A SEBACIEL/ERERI/BILLDIP HATER, AND I CAN'T STAND THEM. JUST... JUST ASK otakufan65 / @AntiSocialLove WHY.)
Author-chan: OKAY READERS. I KNOW THAT WE'RE ALL SUCKERS FOR WHEN OUR SMOL UKES LIKE CIEL AND DIPPER AND WILLY ACT ALL TSUNDERE AND THE SEMES ARE ALL SMUG AND SEXY ABOUT IT. SOOOO..... I AM MAKING THAT HAPPEN THIS CHAPTER. STAY TUNED.
*A few hours later*
Dipper: B-Bill! I told you to stop that! *blushing while Bill grins and holds Dipper's back firm against his chest*
Bill: But whyyyy~? I know you like it, Pine tree!
Dipper: I-I do not! *blushie*
Bill: Mhmm... Then why haven't you struggled at all? *leans in and nibbles Dipper's ear*
Dipper: *blushes* St-stop iiiit!
MEANWHILE
Ciel: S-Sebastian! Stop it! *blushing darkly and panting* (GETTIN' LIL SMUTTTYYYY)
Sebastian: I know you like it, Ciel... *kisses Ciel's neck and smirks*
Ciel: A-ah... I do not! Stop giving me those chills...! (CO-AUTHOR WHERE'S THE SADASH YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKIN BOUT swagfothermucker_ )
Sebastian: You always like them, you know you do, little one. *grins and nibbles on Ciel's ear*
Ciel: S-Sebastian!
ALSO MEANWHILE
Will: *sitting in Tyrone's lap, blushing like crazy* W-we shouldn't b-be d-d-doing t-this he-here!
Tyrone: Why not? Is my little Blueberry shy of showing affection in public? *kisses Will's cheek*
Will: ^\\\\\\^ N-no!
Author-chan: ANYWAY BACK TO THE REAL DARE. I DARE MY UKES AND SEMES, YES YOU TOO WILL AND TY, TO BE ALL ROMANTIC AND KAWAII IN PUBLIC.
Ciel: I can't do that! Sebastian co-
Author-chan: *plays "IDGAF" by Watsky*
Ciel: -_-
Bill: I have no complaints. *grins and pokes Dipper's cheek*
Dipper: *growls and blushes cutely*
Author-chan: BUT JUST SO HATERS DON'T BE HATIN, WE'RE GONNA AGE UP THE UKES. HAPPY, ANTI-SEBACIEL, BILLDIP, ERERI, AND ANTI-EVERYTHING PEOPLE? *flips off the haters*
Satan: *snaps fingers and all the ukes (minus Will of course) are aged-up but still shorter and cuter than the semes*
Author-chan: OMG swagfothermucker_ GET SATAN AND BRING HIM BACK TO ASH LIKE WTF MAN GET OUT OF HERE.
*a few hours later*
The squad: *all at a restaurant together, with their respective boyfriends*
Sebastian: *orders for Ciel and himself*
Ciel: *blushes* You do realize we'll have to share, and it will look odd... Right?
Sebastian: *smiles and holds Ciel's hand from his side of the table* That is the point, my love.
Bill: I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO BE ROMANTIC. (I FEEL LIKE BILL SHOULD TALK IN CAPS. NO? YES? AGREE? DISAGREE? SHUT UP AUTHOR-CHAN?)
Dipper: Could you not talk like that? And you don't really have to do anything, just be nice...
Bill: I'M NOT NICE. BUT DO I JUST LIKE HOLD YOUR HAND OR SOMETHING?
Dipper: No, you just... Do cute stuff. Order for me, pay for the food, feed me...
Bill: YOU'RE NOT A PRINCE, KID. BUT FINE. *orders for him and pays for their food*
Tyrone: *smiles and winks at Will, ordering their food*
Will: *gets out his cute blue wallet with a blue cat on it CUZ CATS*
Tyrone: *takes his hand and kisses it to stop him* Now now Blueberry, it's my job to pay.
Will: *blushes* O-o-okay...
Author-chan: THIS CHAPTER WAS SO POINTLESS BUT I LOVE IT SO
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