(I'M OUTTA SCHOOL!!!! IT'S SUMMER TIME, BITCHES! WUBBALUBBADUBDUUUUUUB! ALSO, THAT FABTASTIC ART AIN'T MINE. I CAN'T DRAW WORTH UNHOLY CHICKEN.)
Author-chan: *screeching*
Stan: AGH! MY HEARING AID!
Dipper: What is it now? *sighs and looks up at Author-chan from his book*
Author-chan: THE CREEPYPASTAS! *screaming* THEY GET TO COME OVER AND HAVE A SLEEPOVER! EEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKK!
Stan: BUH-BYE. *leaves the Shack due to Author-chan's banshee screams*
*le doorbell sound-thingy*
Author-chan: *fixes hair* OKAY. I'M SO READY. *opens door*
Jeff the Killer: *leaning against the doorframe* Sup.
Author-chan: *nosebleed* I'M NOT READY.
Le sleepover time!!!!!!!!!!!!
Slendy and Sebby: *cooking some omelettes for le gang*
Jeff the Killer: Sooo... *twirling his knife*
Author-chan: You're hot.
Jeff the Killer: I know right. *winks and poses all sexiness-like*
Mabel: *nosebleed*
Ben: I'm bored.
Jane the Killer: Same.
Slenderman: Then go play a board game. *shoos them away*
Author-chan: So... Are you like, their mom now or something?
Jeff the Killer: Pretty much.
Offenderman: *plucking the petals off his rose* Board games are so 80's kids. Give us a cell phone or somethin'.
Slenderman: *annoyed vein-throb thingy* I am not responsible for your entertainment.
Splendorman: Indeed! He is already cooking for us! Bad incubus! *smacks Offenderman on the head with a newspaper*
Offenderman: Hey! I wasn't even trying to rape someone that time!
Mabel, Author-chan, and Jane: *scoots away from him*
Offenderman: Hey, for all you know, I could be gay. *grins devilishly*
Dipper,Will, Tyrone, Jeff, and Ben: *scoot scoot*
Splendorman: No scaring the party hosts! *smacks Offenderman with the newspaper*
Offenderman: *growls* I sure as hell won't be going gay for you anytime soon... (LET THE SHIPPING COMMENCE)
Author-chan: So, the dare. I have to go on a blind date with one of y'all creepypastas. SO, SOMEONE PICK ONE WITHOUT ME KNOWIN' WHO IT IS AND LET'S DATE!
Bill: *evil grin* I'll do it.
Author-chan: O_o Kaaayy....
*ON LE DATE OF BLINDNESS*
Author-chan: Can I take off the blindfold now? *sitting in a chair at a table for two at The Cheesecake Factory, her blind date in the other chair and Bill there with her*
Bill: Okay... Now!
Author-chan: *takes off blindfold* OH, COME ON!
Offenderman: Aw, c'mon! Who wouldn't want a date with me! *evil grin*
Author-chan: SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T WANNA BE ROOFIED AND RAPED TONIGHT!
Offenderman: Hey! I do not use drugs! I use my dashing looks. *poses all Michael Jackson-y*
Splendorman: *pops up from behind the chair with a newspaper* Bad incubus! No trying to seduce Miss Author-chan! *whacks him on the head*
Offenderman: Ow! Meanie! *pouts*
Author-chan: Why couldn't I get Jeeeefff! *whines*
Bill: Quit whining! You're lucky I brought the happy one to watch you guys. *points to Splendorman*
Splendorman: *waves happily, smiling*
Author-chan: *groans and slams her head to the table*
*Le timeskip cuz Author-chan is lazy*
Slenderman: *greets Author-chan, Offender and Splendor as they walk in* So how'd it go?
Author-chan: At least I got some cheesecake...
Masky: WOAH WOAH WOAH. WAIT. WAIT A SECOND.
Slenderman and Sebastian: *in sync* Oh dear...
Masky: THEY GOT CHEESECAKE WITHOUT ME?!
Offenderman: *sticks out his tongue* Ha-Ha!
Splendorman: *raises the newspaper threateningly*
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