Dipper and Dippy

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(Sup mah bros! Soooo... Heh.... My one shot book still has only 2 votes.... *eye twitches* I'M DESPERATE HERE, OKAY?! AUTHOR-CHAN NEEDS FEEDBACK ON THAT BOOK! PWEEEEASE?! PWEEEEAAASSEE!)

Author-chan: PWWWWEEE- oh. Okay. We're back... Anyway! Diiiiippeeeerrr!

Dipper: What? *looks up from the journal*

Author-chan: You have a dare, my little pine tree!

Dipper: Fine... Get it over with...

Author-chan: YOU HAZ TO ACT LIKE DIPPYFRESH FOR TODAY!

Dipper: WHAT?!

Bill: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!

Mabel: *laughing into her hand*

Stan: HAH! IT'S FUNNY. *high fives Mabel*

Author-chan: Now. Here's your gangster hat and skateboard. Now hop to it!

Dipper: ...fine... *puts on hat backwards and jumps on skateboard* Yo, Yo, Yo wazzup mah homies? It's Wednesday mah dudes! (REFERENCE ANYONE?)

Author-chan: Actually it's Tuesday...

Dipper: I'm annoying and stupid, so I don't care, bro! Like, let's listen to some Drake, bro!

Bill: *dying of laughter*

Sebastian: *snickering softly*

Will: *giggling*

Dippyfresh: Yo! This isn't cool!

Author-chan: WELP TOO BAD ANNOYING LIL' SH-

Dipper: Language, dawg!

Soos: He's trying to imitate me...

A few hours later

Dippyfresh: *offended by Dipper's imitations* I'M GOING BACK TO MABELAND, DAWG! *leaves*

Everyone: ... WOOOOOOOOOOO! *dance party*

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