(Sup mah bros! Soooo... Heh.... My one shot book still has only 2 votes.... *eye twitches* I'M DESPERATE HERE, OKAY?! AUTHOR-CHAN NEEDS FEEDBACK ON THAT BOOK! PWEEEEASE?! PWEEEEAAASSEE!)
Author-chan: PWWWWEEE- oh. Okay. We're back... Anyway! Diiiiippeeeerrr!
Dipper: What? *looks up from the journal*
Author-chan: You have a dare, my little pine tree!
Dipper: Fine... Get it over with...
Author-chan: YOU HAZ TO ACT LIKE DIPPYFRESH FOR TODAY!
Dipper: WHAT?!
Bill: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!
Mabel: *laughing into her hand*
Stan: HAH! IT'S FUNNY. *high fives Mabel*
Author-chan: Now. Here's your gangster hat and skateboard. Now hop to it!
Dipper: ...fine... *puts on hat backwards and jumps on skateboard* Yo, Yo, Yo wazzup mah homies? It's Wednesday mah dudes! (REFERENCE ANYONE?)
Author-chan: Actually it's Tuesday...
Dipper: I'm annoying and stupid, so I don't care, bro! Like, let's listen to some Drake, bro!
Bill: *dying of laughter*
Sebastian: *snickering softly*
Will: *giggling*
Dippyfresh: Yo! This isn't cool!
Author-chan: WELP TOO BAD ANNOYING LIL' SH-
Dipper: Language, dawg!
Soos: He's trying to imitate me...
A few hours later
Dippyfresh: *offended by Dipper's imitations* I'M GOING BACK TO MABELAND, DAWG! *leaves*
Everyone: ... WOOOOOOOOOOO! *dance party*
DU LIEST GERADE
Ask and Dare BillDip and WillDip
HumorThe title pretty much explains it... Ask and Dare your favorite triangle dream demon and his pine tree, along with (wimpy) Will Cipher and his "Master", Reverse Pine Tree! (Rev!Dipper), and don't forget Mabel, Stanley, Stanford, Pacifica, Gideon, So...