Sent Me To Hell Before I Was Dead

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The Losers Club

Richie: bitches we need to do something all of us this week. its been summer for like. ever. and we havent done anything fun yet.

Bev: i agree! we should meet up somewhere public and act like sketchy teens or something

Richie: wonderful idea, beverly. i vote the mall because theres lots of sketchy places to go plus hot topic.

Stan: I'm only agreeing to this because I haven't gotten Eddie a birthday present yet and this is the perfect excuse to get him something. I will not act like a sketchy teen, I refuse. If my dad finds out that I'm hanging around with a bunch of troublemakers outside the local supermarket then I'm never going to see the light of day again.

Bill: don't worry my husband i'll protect you

Richie: eddie he's outdoing us... ill protec u, my lov. no matter where u r, ill always protec. after all...

Eddie: *Sigh* He protec... He attac... But most of all... He a snacc.



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hay.stack: we went out, had some fun, trashed a supermarket or two PC: the ice cream truck man. he was nice. he bought us ice cream

Tagged: @beverly_hills @eds.the.spagheds @trashmouth_tozier @billy_goat_gruff @stan.the.man @old.macdonald

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@beverly_hills: omg we're gorgeous. @billy_goat_gruff tf r u looking at 😂😂

@trashmouth_tozier: @eds.the.spagheds is looking for them angels up in the sky and asking them to overlook how fucking gay he is for his hubby 😩😩😩👅👅👅😘😘😘💦💦💦

@stan.the.man: @beverly_hills He was probably marveling at how gorgeous our view of ice cream was while taking the photo.

@billy_goat_gruff: ^^^ also how did we end up at supermarkets when we agreed on the mall?

@eds.the.spagheds: Oh yeah, totally 😩😩😩💦💦💦👅👅👅😘😘😘😳😳😳 @trashmouth_tozier


spagheds: Oh yeah, totally 😩😩😩💦💦💦👅👅👅😘😘😘😳😳😳 @trashmouth_tozier

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eds.the.spagheds: My hubby is so hot and sexy that when I asked the angels to overlook my homosexuality just this once they sent me to hell before I was even dead. Now Im here. Publicizing my no homo gayness to society.

Tagged: @trashmouth_tozier

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@trashmouth_tozier: i just spit out my drink when i read that im coming over now

@old.macdonald: nobody else say anything you'll just ruin it

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