The Losers' Club
Richie: for ur information, stanley, the only reason eddie hasnt seen my dick is because it was so far up his ass that it disappeared completely
Stanley: That's disgusting. Eddie?
Eddie: Shut up Richie oh my god
Bev: IM HERE NOW WHAT IS HAPPENING
Bev: oh gross lol
Richie: why should i shut up? its true! u just dont want to admit it because it gets u all hot and bothered.
Eddie: ohmygodshutup
Stan: Are you fucking serious?
Bev: oh shit i don't think he's kidding
Eddie: For the record, it's only partially true. I HAVE seen your dick, asshole. Don't forget that I was the one with the balls to blow you before you got the chance to blow me. Jesus Christ.
Stan: Okay, now that I can believe.
Eddie: I'm afraid he wasn't exactly lying about the rest of it, though
Bev: WHAT?! eddie! my baby! you had sex and didn't tell me?! did you use protection? he didn't hurt you, did he?
Richie: oF CouRSe We uSeD PRoTeCTioN. im not THAT stupid.
Stan: I beg to differ.
Eddie: Yes, we used protection. It hurt as much as you'd expect it to hurt, I had a dick up my ass.
Bill: I don't know what I just wandered into but I would like to wander back out.
Richie: NO, NO WAY. get back in here u wet end
Eddie: Wet end? Richie, this is 2018.
Richie: i cant help it! i read the body and now i am teddy duchamp.
Eddie: Whatever. Are we done here?
Bev: ooh, sassy. no, we aren't done. now we need to get the deets on the stenbrough side of the scale.
Bill: no
Stan: it's a no from me as well
Bev: oh, don't be pussies. if eddie can do it, you can do it.
Bill: not true. Eddie is braver than he looks.
Richie: whoa, man. back off.
Stan: Oh, get over yourself.
Bev: come on, spill! any under the waistline exploration yet?
Bill: i sucked his dick, is that all you want to hear?
Richie: yeah, bill, get some!
Stan: I agree with Eddie, I'm leaving now.
Bill: babe noooooo
Stan: You can come over if you want.
Bill: ooh ok I'll be there in 5
Bev: and then there were two.
Richie: damn everyone left fast.
Bev: i can't believe my child actually had sex with his boyfriend
Eddie: shut up
Richie: he speaks!
Eddie: Sorry, someone was texting me
Richie: yeah, i know. ur sitting right next to me. ur thumbs are moving across your phone like ur life depends on it but nothing was appearing in the chat.
Eddie: How observant of you.
Bev: who're ya texting, eddie?
Eddie: My mom.
Richie: whoa whoa. why are u texting her? shes just gonna try to guilt trip u into going back to that hellhole.
Bev: hellhole? back? what's going on?
Eddie: My mom found out about Richie and I. She tried to get in between things, so I left. I'm staying at Richie's now, but the Dunkin Donuts down the street from the school hired me to work afternoons after school let's out.
Bev: jesus christ i'm so sorry
Eddie: It's fine, I guess. She wasn't very good to me in the first place. I haven't needed my inhaler since I left, even though it's only been a few days.
Bev: well that's good!
Richie: yup. its cause im better for u, eds
Eddie: Damn right, you are.
Bev: awww, that's cute.
Eddie: Hang on, someone wants to call me.
Richie: who?
Eddie: Parker.
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Fanfiction'' All The World Loves a Lover '' ~:||:~ Reddie Instagram AU - - - Completed. Started 2/21/18 Finished 6/23/18 - - - Highest Rankings - #1 in Stephen King's IT #2 in Derry #3 homosexuality #9 in Reddie