IT/ST Oneshots

🖤Stanlonbrough Headcannons🖤

~They all get together at age 16
~Stan and Mike both being 6'0 and Bill being 5'7
~Mike being homeschooled until junior year, he began public school and Stan and Bill were ecstatic
~Everyone minus the losers being confused by their relationship
~All of them love each other the same
~Stan and Mike constantly whisper about Bill to each other
~They have the best communication skills
~Since three people cant legally get married, they buy rings to recognize their relationship
~Bev acted as a surrogate for them and gave them their son Lucas
~Mike always makes breakfast for them cuz he was always an early bird
~Stan and Bill go to work and Mike is a stay at home dad
~Stan is bi, Bill is gay, Mike is pan
~THEY LOVE EACH OTHER
~Asia🏳️‍🌈