"you need to kiss him..like now."
hoseok just looked at his hyung and scoffed. "impossible."
"if he kisses you first, you're an automatic bottom."
hoseok stared at namjoon.
"no way. i'm kissing him first." hoseok crossed his arms.
"being a bottom is way better. you barely have to do shit." yoongi commented, chuckling.
"my second time with him," namjoon pointed at his small boyfriend. "i got a cramp so listen to your hyung."
hoseok got disgusted. "i don't wanna know your guys' sex life is."
yoongi just giggled, leaning on his boyfriend.
namjoon put his arm around him and kissed his temple real quick, having a little giggle too.
the couple are flat out drunk, hoseok barely drinking from his bottle.
hoseok felt sober while what the two were saying.
he's not even that drunk anyways.
"hey guys."
all three looked up, seeing the eldest.
"oh hey grandpa~" yoongi slurred out. "we were just talking about you~"
"really?" seokjin chuckled, sitting down beside hoseok. "what about me?"
"how you are—"
namjoon immediately covered his boyfriend's mouth. "yoonie had too much to drink." he nervously chuckled. "he's saying stupid shit. just ignore him."
seokjin just chuckled, looking over at hoseok.
"yah, you okay?" he nudge him.
"huh?" hoseok looked at him. "oh..yeah. i'm okay."
seokjin just reached over to grab hoseok's bottle and took a drink of it.
hoseok just bit his bottom lip, resting his arms on his own knees.
seokjin looked at him. "are you a sad drunk?"
"no." hoseok mumbled.
"then what are you? a bagel?"
the boy scoffs, shaking his head. "you're not even drunk."
"no. i'm not. but i'm hungry for pizza now."
hoseok chuckled.
"mmm. midnight pizza... that sounds delicious."
"then order it."
seokjin looked at him and curled his brows.
it's 5am 👁👄👁
i have no life
