Three Houses Reader Inserts

I'm happy it's you. (Sylvain x Reader)

This takes place after "Blushing".

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"Yeah, well, you fight like a girl!"

Felix and you were at it again. You decided to spar, and then you started insulting each other. Acting just like when you where children.

"At least I'm not stupid enough to actually consider that an insult." he spat back.

Yeah, ok, he had you there. That was a stupid thing to say, but you weren't thinking straight. For a moment you forgot that the things that would insult little Felix probably wouldn't have the same effect now.

But to be fair, any Felix was little Felix.

"Oh, yes, my bad, I forget that even small village maidens outmatch you." you said with a sickly-sweet tone.

Felix growled and swung his sword at you. You met his swing with a thrust of your lance.

"I understand why you'd think that," he said, with a sneer, "As clueless as you are, it must be extra difficult to understand reality when you waste all your time ogling at Sylvain."

"That is it!" you yelled, as you threw down your lance and launched at Felix with a fury.

"You annoying little, buffalo!" Felix yelled back as you both landed roughly on the ground.

At this point you were too angry to yell back. You started trying to punch his stupid, arrogant face, landing a few blows. Felix unfortunately managed to turn the tables and gain the upper hand, landing a few blows of his own.

You spent a couple of minutes rolling around on the floor, trying to beat the ever-living daylights out of each other.

You were both equally bruised and fuming, not planning on stopping until one of you was unconscious, when you heard someone clear their throat.

You halted momentarily, still a tangle of limbs on the floor and looked up at whoever interrupted you with equally terrifying scowls on your faces.

"I'm an open minded guy and everything," the redhead started with an amused smile, "but you could have at least invited me." He finished with a smirk.

Both Felix and you were quick to voice your disgust and to separate with violent shoves.

Sylvain was still smirking.

"What do you want, Sylvain!" Felix and you chorused, prompting you to flick the side of his forehead. Felix held a hand over the spot you had so viciously flicked and reared back his fist with a growl and every intention to break your nose.

"Woah, woah, careful with the pretty face!" said Sylvain, quickly catching Felix's arms.

Felix yanked his arm away with a scoff and stood up to leave, "Whatever." 

With one last glare in your direction, which you met with you tounge stuck out, he left.

You huffed and stood up. Dusting yourself off, albeit not very effectively.

You turned to the boy staring at you, "What?"

"As childish as you that whole exchange was," he started, as he interlocked his hands behind his neck, "I've gotta admit that was hot."

You met his smirk with a disgusted look. But you quickly had an idea to mess with him.

"You mean me? Or Felix?"

"Definitely Felix. But you were fine too." he replied without missing a beat.

Ok, so your plan didn't work.