The Lady and the Genius.

Surprise.

Nothing came out of the snow globe situation. We were able to confirm that my own snow globe was still at Daisy's and Dic's place with all my other things from my childhood, so they didn't break into their place. Unfortunately....
"What do you mean you have a stalker?!" Daisy exclaimed.
"I think it means someone's following her and she doesn't know who."
"I know what stalker means Dic!"
"Daisy would it help if I mentioned that Sniper knows."
"HE KNOWS YET DIDN'T TELL ME?!"
"I see it didn't. But I'm completely fine."
"River Victoria Charlotte Lane Finley, how long has this been going on for?"
"Like a year now."
"And you didn't tell me?!"
"I knew you would act like this. And frankly, I don't think Dic wants to hide from chairs being thrown."
"I'm coming down."
"No Daisy, it's safer if you stay there. I've never told anyone where I grew up except the boys. Seriously, please stay there."
"If I find out they broke into your place I am coming down."
"Ok then."
"Be safe sweetie, love you." She told before hanging up.
"That lady is so weird." Penelope told
"Yeah. Yeah she is." I told before my phone began to ring and Derek saw who was calling.
"Baby, who's Zack?"
"Is that the boyfriend?!" Penelope asked
"It would make sense if you dated him." J stated as I grabbed my phone.
"No it's not Zack. He's my friend from Uni, he still lives in Washington DC." I told before picking it up. "What up?"
"I thought it would be good to notify you that your cousin has learnt of a snow globe situation with you and a supposed stalker."
"How the fuck did you find that out?"
"He was with Sweets and got mad. Sweets was able to find out about the snow globe situation from him."
"I mean, I've informed the kid shrink on the whole stalker situation and that's why he has been very protective of you guys more then what he used to."
"That explains the situation then."
"Zack! Get off the phone with your girlfriend we gotta go!" A voice I recognised spoke on his end.
"She isn't my girlfriend, why do I always need to tell you that?!"
"I'll let you go with what you gotta do Zack."
"Same to you. I'll update the others when I get a chance and please be safe."
"As long as your safe with the bones you work with."
"I should be. Talk later."
"Talk later." I told before hanging up.
"What was that about?" Rossi asked.
"My cousin Sniper knows now about the snow globe. He's not happy."
"And Zack?" Emily asked
"Was making sure I was ok. Daisy informed him so he could tell the others when given the chance."
'This is peculiar.'

(Spencer p.o.v)
It's been a few days since the snow globe situation happened and we were finally telling the rest of the team today.
'J is going to kill me.'
"Spencer what's with the whole 'the team needs to be here'? We wanna get lunch." Morgan told
"I mean you are free to get lunch if you really want to do so. It just means you won't be meeting Dr." I told smirking.
"Wait! We're finally meeting her?!" He asked leaning forward and making Penelope squeal.
"About time dude." Emily told
"So when is she coming in?" Jj asked
"She should be arriving soon." I told
As on que the doors opened and River came walking in.
"What up fam?" She asked as she stood next to me holding coffee.
"Baby you arrived just in time. We are finally meeting the famous dr." Morgan told
"Really?! Well where is she?" She asked waiting for the rest of them to get it.
"We don't know where she is. Did you see her out there?" Emily asked
"I didn't. But I'll go and see if she's there." She told before leaving.
I was holding back my amusement as the door opened again and River came to my side once again.
"Hey babe I forgot to give you your coffee." She told as she handed it to me.
"Thank you." I told before giving her a quick peck and wrapped my arm around her waist.
"Nice to meet you all I'm Dr." she told as she held her hand out smiling.
They all had their mouths open from shock and we couldn't help but non stop smiling with Rossi and Hotch.
"Wait!" Penelope began. "You and Spencer are dating?"
"Yes." We both told
"And you two have known each other even before Jjs birthday party?" Emily asked
"Yes."
"And you two had just been messing with us the whole time?" Jj asked
"Yeah pretty much." We both told
"I told Penelope not to ship you two and told her to ship you two at the same time." Morgan told making us laugh.
"Wait! So how did they find out?!" Penelope asked as she pointed to Hotch and Rossi.
"They worked it out." We both told
"So the case with Tim and the others. You were moody cause you were jealous?" Emily questioned making River laugh.
"I would rather forget about that time." I told
"I think we've broken them Spencer." River told
"I think we have."
"All this time we thought you were just quick at bonding and becoming friends. Turns out you've known one another for two years." Jj told
"We should have looked deeper into it when we saw them share those drinks at your party Jj." Morgan told making us laugh.
"Look, we kept planning to tell you guys but then things happened." She told
"Like before you were a hostage."
"And before the case where I called Sniper."
"Also the one before that where we met Nate."
"And when we all had that dinner together."
"And don't forget, when we were gonna tell them but you had that bookshop emergency because the fridge broke and there was water everywhere."
"That too. Man I was lucky to get a new fridge the same day."
"Wait!" Penelope exclaimed making us all look towards her. "YOU'RE THE DISCO STICK!"
River began to laugh and I knew I got a blush from the embarrassment.
"What information are the rest of us missing?" Morgan asked
"What happens on girls night, stays on girls night." River was quick to tell.
"Spencer just so you know. I will kill you if you hurt her." Jj told making me grab my wallet out and hand River 20 dollars.
"What was that?" Rossi asked
"River made a bet that Jj was going to say she'll kill me if I hurt River, or wait till we are alone to grill me."
"It's 30 more bucks for the second one." She told making me smile.
"So lunch?" I asked
"Pretty boy you two are telling us all about it." Morgan told as he rushed up and we all left.
'Guess it couldn't have gone worse.'