The Lady and the Genius.

Death to us all.

(I have changed a few things in the earlier chapters since I didn't like something I wrote.)

As we walked down to where the service was Spencer was reading the small pamphlet everyone was given.
"You know I never knew this was an option for a name." He told
"Yep. It's unique I'll give it that."
"We have someone on the team with a middle name as London." Sweets told
"Oh my god! No way." I told as I let the lack of excitement known.
"Really. Also the sole owner of the Cantilever group works with us." He added
"Oh wow, rich people. Cause you know what doesn't scream entitlement? Being the sole owner of one of the largest money groups."
"Your cousin also hated rich people."
"It's was one thing we could agree on."
"You know, I don't mind standing with you through this." Sweets told as we walked towards the coffin.
"Trust me. I'm fine. Spencer is fine. We are fine. You go stand with whoever you want." I told
"You are free to join our side if you ever change your mind."
"Don't think I will but thanks."
He walked off and Spencer gave me a small nudge.
"You know. Maybe now would be a good time to get to know his friends and team."
"Other then Sweets and Caroline I don't think anyone knows about me. Mac 'n cheese hasn't seen me in awhile and I don't think the funeral of my cousin is the best time for that."
"He said he heard about you being shot so it's likely that his team knows."
"I can't exactly go up to strangers and go 'hey the name is River. My cousin was just shot and killed and now we are mourning his loss. So what kind of cheese do you like?'." I told making some people give me some looks which I just shrugged off.
"You could learn more about him that you didn't already know."
"Trust me Spence. The quicker this whole thing is over, the quicker we can go home." I told before we finished making our way to the coffin.
We were standing around the coffin and I looked to see a bunch of people next to Sweets.
'That must be his team.'
"You know I'm surprise your not crying." Spencer quietly told
"I'll cry when we aren't in public." I replied back.
I looked back over to the group and saw two of the woman was looking bored.
"Seems I'm not the only one who's looking bored from this." I quietly whispered.
He gave me a confused look and I motioned over to who I assumed was his team to see.
"People grieve in different ways. They might not deal with much emotions."
"Maybe."
Someone cleared their throat next to me and gave me a glare. I turned so I could punch them when Spencer grabbed me and held me to his side.
"Do not start a fist fight at your cousins funeral River." He quietly whispered in my ear.
"Not like Sniper will care. He's dead."
"You are really worrying me right now River."
"I'm fine."
I looked over to his team again to lock eyes with one of them. We both have each other a sad smile and a small wave making no one see.
'Guess he still works with Sniper. I'm proud of him.... Glad Sniper never shot him once he found out we were friends.'
Someone began to walk towards us and I noticed he was holding a gun.
"Spence someone has a gun." I quietly told
"Where?"
"Fuck a duck. I've lost him." I whispered as I looked at where he just was.
One of the army dudes pushed through my cousins team and began to fight the guy with the gun. They knocked the coffin over and I saw that my cousin wasn't in it.
"Oh I'm going to fucking kill that shrink and then my cousin."
"I'm so confused right now." Spencer told
"My cousin isn't dead." I told before walking over to the two fighting.
I grabbed one of the rifles before hitting the dude over the head with it, knocking him out. I tossed the rifle away as my cousin got up from the ground.
"Brians?! What are you doing here?!"
"I'm mad at you and I'm going to kill you."
"Why?!"
"I was told you died!"
"Sweets?! What's with you not telling people?"
"IM GOING TO KILL YOU SWEETS!"
"I feel like I should run." He told
"You should." Sniper told before I began to run towards him.
I jumped over the coffin and began to chase him down through the cemetery.

(S p.o.v)

I watched as River went running after Sweets and let out a sigh.
'Guess I'll call Hotch.'
Before I could grab my phone I saw River reaching to grab a tombstone, making me run to stop her.
"NO! DO NOT USE A TOMBSTONE TO KILL HIM!"
"I WASN'T GONNA!"

(Third p.o.v)

As Snipers team watch they all shared the same confused look.
"So that's your cousin?" The tall artist asked
"Yeah. That's brains."
"Who's the giant dude with her?" The curly hair man asked
"I have no idea. I've never met him." He told as they watched Spencer grab ahold of River to stop her from killing Sweets.
"Shouldn't we stop her?" The famous coroner asked
"Best not to."
"Shouldn't we at least help Sweets?" The famous author asked
"But if we do, then I might not get my wish." The girl with the tattoos stated
"I actually kinda want to see her kill him. I made it clear to him that she had to know I didn't die."
"Looks like the guy who came with her is calming her down." The young doctor told.
They watched as she calmed down and Spencer put her down. Once she was out of his arms she began to chase after Sweets again making the tattooed girl laugh.
"Cherie, you better stop your cousin from killing Sweets now. I think the boy is about to collapse."
"Fine." He told before heading their way. "NO BRAINS DON'T DO THAT!"
They watched on as Sniper had to stand in front of Sweets so River couldn't kill him, only to be punched in the face by her and the girl with the tattoos get excited.
"YES!" She exclaimed as she raised her hands in the air. "Best funeral ever!"
"What is with her?" The curly haired man asked
"She's been waiting for a fight at a funeral." The artist explained.
"I see she hasn't changed a bit." The Federal prosecutor told
"You know his cousin?" The artist asked.
"I've met her multiple times when they were on speaking terms. Just glad she doesn't have a broom."
"STOP PUNCHING THEM!" Spencer exclaimed as they all focused back on the situation to see Spencer was holding her away from the other two.
"I didn't know what I was going to expect if I ever met her. But so far I'm loving this." The curly hair one told.