Escape (5SOS imagines)

Talk with 5sos

dont have any sense of humor so be it because i wanna update

me: so here in this segment, im going to talk with the boys about valentine's since it'll be on saturday next week

calum: not you again

luke: yeah...but i gotta be honest i look cool in your one shots

michael: just shut up nobody asked

ashton: well i dont have anything to do so what's up?

me: didnt you just listened to me a while ago?

calum: go away eya

me: im not going to do frozen with you again

michael: lets get down to business, to defeat the Huns!

luke: did you just sang that song from mulan

me: OKAY so what do you guys expect your actions will be on valentine's day

ashton: my what

me: like what will you do on valentine's

calum: you make questions confusing

me: just answer the fucking question

ashton: dont you swear and we're older than you

luke: this is not going somewhere ugh

michael: well im going to watch in my mancave, on my own with chips and sodas for the rest of the day

me: good 'ol mikey answering questions!

calum: why am i here anyways

me: because i invited you to come over

ashton: in his pajamas *laughs that everyone that died rose again*

calum: she said it'll just be a sleepover

luke: well she told me there will be an interview

michael: so straight

me: cant i just move on to another question so i could get this over with and you guys will be happy

ashton: pretty much, im kinda loving where this is getting at

calum: if one of us have to make out with her im out

luke: why do you hate her so much?

me: uh guys? im right here

michael: continue

me: so what do you guys look for into girls?

michael: just boobs and a sense of humor

me: *looks down on her chest and found none* well thanks michael for crushing my hopes and dreams

michael: no probs *eats cheetos*

luke: well anyone to be honest is fine, as long as they can keep the conversation going and pretty weird as well 'cause it'll be a trouble for me to adjust that quick

ashton: like we're born crazy and weird so

luke: yeah

calum: i look for girls who have passion with music and like, respect each genres and of course having fun in the course of their lives

me: thats one hell of a good answer right there cal

calum: i just want this to be over

me: well, third question is...do you see yourselves acting as a father? like ten or fifteen years from now

michael: father? im not darth vader

luke: that actually rhymed!

calum: ashton's a daddy

ashton: stop it with the daddy jokes

me: you like it ;)

ashton: can someone give this little girl an answer?

luke: *raises hand* yeah i see the possibility of seeing myself like that

me: with who, may i ask?

calum: ooh, that side question

luke: with anyone fate has to give me idk

michael: aren't we together now, luke?

calum: wait a minute, i thought it was us, luke

luke: ...idk what you guys are talking about

ashton: heeeeeey i thought it was me!

michael: no one steals luke from me

me: EVERYBODY WANNA STEAL MY LUKE! EVERYBODY WANNA TAKE HEMMO AWAY, COUPLE OF YOUTUBE VIDEOS, AND IDK WHAT IM SAYING ANYMORE! NA NA NA NA NA NA!

calum: that sucks tbh

luke: aw michael

michael: shut up luke

me: muKE AF OMF

calum: we're gonna talk later *eyed michael and ashton*

me: so for my last question, what comes to your mind when you hear valentine's firsthand?

michael: boobs

calum: boo--man i was going to say that ugh im gonna go for jessica

ashton: who's jessica?

luke: oh! oh! mine's--

michael: shut up luke

luke: you rude bald man

michael: did you just

ashton: who's jessica?

me: guYS

michael: what did you said you adorable ass piece of unicorn?

calum: not this again ugh

luke: i said yoURE A RUDE BALD MAN IS ALL

michael: WELL FUCK YOU AND YOUR STUPID REALLY NICE HAIR

luke: LOOK WHO'S TALKING, YOU GLORIOUSLY RED HEADED PIECE OF SHIT YOU

michael: I HATE IT WHEN YOU YELL BC  IT BRINGS OUT THE MAJESTIC COLOR OF YOUR DAMN BLUE EYES

luke: SAME HERE BUT WHEN YOU YELL, IT MAKES YOUR NOSE SCRUNCH UP AND ITS JUST SO ADORABLE AND ITS SO ANNOYING

michael: shut the fuck up. you're annoying and also very cute

luke: whatever loser. dont talk to me you beautiful, beautiful man

me: did they just

ashton: yep, never gets old *laughs that the angels came down to earth to listen to him*

me: who doesnt even ship them its automatic