you know
I never really have anything planned for when I write these thingies
i just go in for it and see wherever the fuck my mind takes me
bc idk i can't stay on fucking topic and there's always something on my fucking mind
i should probably update that rant book
rant about rupauls drag race lmao
and how some shady some of them are
btw we have to do this thing for creative writing class
for the fucking yearbook
so we have to write a memoir
and the teacher is like "USE YOUR OWN VOICE!!!!" like what
if i use my own voice i'd get like a fifty on it or something
bc this is my fucking "voice"
this
this whole fucking book
if i wrote a whole memoir in this style i'd be fucking screwed
and tbh i'm just reading over my shitty memoir and i'm like "this isn't my voice i dont talk like that who says these words normally i don't"
actually i don't talk like this in real life. i don't really say fuck or shit that often. or maybe i do idk.
who the fuck says metaphors on occasion while they talk to someone
i dont
if i ever be myself in a writing assignment i would probably get thrown out on the streets
like if it was my voice the whole entire thing will be lowercase and every sentence would have either "like" "omg" or "same" in it
also "tbh"
god i love abbreviations
also no commas
just run on sentences
like the eloise books oooh
does anyone remember the eloise books
and there was a movie about it
when i was little i wanted to be like eloise
or at least live in the plaza
it has been a dream for me to get married in the plaza hotel
my dad is like "waldorf is better" but no the plaza to me is just so much more like ugh
i'm such a cliche girl omg
i wonder who my flower girl may be
and my maid of honor ooh
oh the maid of honor will probably be my sister ha bc i cant pick between best friends and it's just morally right to have your sister as the maid of honor (unless i hate her in the future)
idc who my partner is as long as they:
are rich (the wedding is gonna be expensive and idk if I can afford it by the time it happens)
like sws (bc james dean and audrey hepburn by sws and iris by sws is going to be played duh)
likes fob (bc uma thurman is gonna be the funky beat everyone dances to duh. omg and twin skeletons too bc we're gonna be in a hotel in new york city!!!!)
likes audrey hepburn to begin with (bc first daughter is gonna be named audrey duh)
and likes the outsiders (the son is gonna be dally holla. he's just not gonna be a criminal. i hope.)
then I guess we're pretty much set ya know
okay i'm annoying i'm gonna go bye
