fifty nifty united states

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hey so i kinda had this idea where i give u my first impressions on each of the states

bc tbh, im not good with states 

DONT BE OFFENDED PLEASE I FORGET MOST STATES AND THEYRE ALL THE SAME TO ME (AND YES THIS IS AN AMERICAN'S POV)

so im just giving you my general knowledge on each of the states ready and go

Alabama- where to kill a mockingbird took place. thats all i know 

Alaska- ayy looking for alaska and sarah palin

Arizona- iced tea and deserts

Arkansas- why is it pronounced that way also 19 Kids and Counting 

California- avocados and hollywood

Colorado- the creatures and it sounds like color red-o haha

Connecticut- connect i cut is how i remember to spell it also i've been to this state its not that interesting

Delaware- the first state. thats all i know

Florida- the wang of america filled with swamp apes and gators. also the sports teams suck lol

Georgia- peaches and honey boo boo

Hawaii- vacation land and volcanoes

Idaho- i da hoe lol. also potatoes

Illinois- chicago is here????? fob?????

Indiana- w h a t i s t h i s s t a te 

Iowa- so many states that start with i. is this even a state?????

Kansas- the sunshine state idfk

Kentucky- fried chicken and baseball bats

Louisiana- new orleans and mardi gras this state is cool

Maine- i wanna live in this state tbh it has good lobster and nice shores

Maryland- all time low bruh

Massachusetts- BIRTH PLACE OF JOEY GRACEFFA

Michigan- uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh is this the one with detroit?

Minnesota- or is it this one omg im so bad

Mississippi- u were the shit if u were able to spell this in kindergarten

Missouri- i am in misssssooooouri also ferguson

Montana- YOU GOT THE BESSSSSSSSTTTT OF BOTH WORLDS

Nebraska- corn

Nevada- vegas bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

New Hampshire- sounds british

New Jersey- cool accents and cake boss

New Mexico- high school musical took place here

New York- YASSS BETCHHHHHHH WELCOME TO NEW YORKKK

North Carolina- uh

North Dakota- ??? why are there north and souths just form into one big state

Ohio- sounds like something an anime character may say

Oklahoma- ? ? ? ? its just a dead piece of land above texas

Oregon- where if i stay took place. yup

Pennsylvania- tbh i've been here and its just the amish and battle fields

Rhode Island- tiny state

South Carolina- ??? uh again 

South Dakota- this state is weird theres montains carved into heads

Tennessee- ur the only ten i see

Texas- nobody likes u. just be ur own country again.

Utah- salt lake city???

Vermont- literally means "green mountains" thats it thats the whole state green mountains

Virginia- vagina lol also the first colony f u britain

Washington- hipsters man

West Virginia- why is there a west vagina whats the point of that

Wisconsin- cheese

Wyoming- and you are???

 IM SORRY I FORGET MOST STATES OKAY BYE I AM SHAMEFUL 

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