dear me,
listen to me very carefully
you're so fucking dumb
i really hope you know that
but yet
you're so pretty congrats
ihascupquake did this vid
and she did it to herself ten years ago
and i am doing the same
so dear 3 year old me
i know you never liked the idea of turning 4
but it was going to happen eventually
so deal with it
also
heads up, mommy is gonna get preggers
and she's gonna have a little baby boy
also
make sure you get as spoiled as you can
because honey
when you're thirteen and have a little brother
AND a little sister
you will have to share your cookies
and your room
OH
AND NONE OF THIS SIBLING THING WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF YOU HADN'T STARTED TO TALK TO YOUR HANDS
YEAH, THAT THING THAT YOU DO WHERE YOUR RIGHT HAND IS THE BOY AND THE LEFT HAND IS THE GIRL AND THEY'RE LIKE BROTHER AND SISTER
YEAH STOP THAT IT FREAKS DADDY OUT AND RESORTED MOMMY AND DADDY TO HAVE MORE CHILDREN BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT YOU WERE LONELY AND WERE GOING TO HAVE WEIRD SOCIAL ISSUES IN THE FUTURE
JUST STOP ITS WEIRD OKAY
DRAG MOMMY TO THE PARK AND MAKE FRIENDS THERE JESUS CHRIST
ALSO TELL MOMMY DANCE CLASS WAS A BAD IDEA AND SHE WASTED ALL THAT MONEY FOR NOTHING
ages 3-5 are going to be the best years of your life
so livvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee for it.
