bitter bitch

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honestly, i am the most bitter bitchiest person in the world

i dont know if i like it or not

i think i kinda do bc i really like santana in glee

like santana is legitimately me 

anyways, i was looking through old rant books that people made months ago and just like

im crying of laughter

theyre all of these petty fights that these people had with each other 

and i remember all the fights and when they happened too omg

and its just funny like one rant book will say 

"hun listen (: listen sweetie (: you will never be a good writer (: i have no idea what the actual fuck you're on about (: SO STAY AWAY FROM ME AND MY FRIENDS, HUNTY, OR I WILL HAVE TO CUT YOU"

(just so u know u sound like a toddler when u say this and its not threating at all)

then the other will be like 

"omgz D: I DIDNTS MEANS FOR THIS TO TURN OUT LIKE THIS xD YOUR MAH SENPAI OKAY

BUT RLLY, I DID NOTHING WRONG WTF YOUR ON HELLA DRUHHHHGGS"

(i feel like this is more threatening)

and its just really amazing

also my friend raisa linked me to a tyler oakley video the other day and he answered a question that said "hi tyler can you say 'i love you olivia' and blow a kiss to the camera" AND HE DID IT AND THEN SAID "i guess this can be to any olivia out there" AND I LEGIT CRIED I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY IN MY LIFE

BECAUSE MY NAME IS OLIVIA AND IM GOING TO PRETEND THAT WAS FOR ME

can i put noticed by tyler oakley in my bio now, please

also i have various songs stuck in my head, one being "mamma mia" from mamma mia!

k bye now 

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