me: *eats all the fucking desert*
mom: stahp ur gon get fat
me: idc
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relatives: Oh my god Olivia!! You've gotten so pretty since I last saw you!!!! And you've gotten skinnier!!!!
me:
me:
me: thanks glad to always see your lovely face ahaha
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family: *all talking, telling stories*
me: *not paying attention*
family: *gets all quiet*
me: *laughs at something that happened during a Skype call*
family: *stares at me*
me: *stares back*
family: tf is so funny
me:
me:
me:
me: my friends have murdered so many goldfish in the past and it's kind of hilarious
