psa: i am trash
this has been a psa
okay, so i got a cherry tree.
my mom is like very into hoarding culture and shit, so me, my brother, and my sister all have our own tree/bush thing
like my brother has a peach tree (yet, he hates peaches)
my sister has a... thing... idk i think it's japanese...
and i used to have a dogwood tree, which were native to ny
well that thing died bc of shitty hurricane sandy
so i had to get a new tree
so i was like HEY!!! what about a cherry tree
bc "you're a cherry blossom/you're about to bloom/you look so pretty/but you're gone so soon"
CENTURIES BY FOB, MAN
i was gonna name it pete, bc pete has like cherry blossom hair
but tbh that wasnt going to last, no
so i had to think
and now
i'm naming it "mon cherry"
GET IT
BECAUSE "MON CHERI" AS IN THE SONG "IRRESISTIBLE"
IM SO FUCKING SMART
AND IM SUCH FUCKING TRASH FOB HELL YEAH MAN WOO
can't wait until it blossoms bc then i can take selfies under it and trick you into thinking im in japan or washington dc or even brooklyn botanical gardens bc they have a cherry blossom festival idk i'll trick you into thinking i went out but really i didn't
