someone kill me
pls
puleease
or Idk, at least put a disappearing spell on me and have me disappear tomorrow
I'm dreading tomorrow
:(
my mom is making me work on doing tomato sauce with her
she says "we're an Italian family, we do things traditionally, and canned sauce tastes like shit"
first of all, we're in fucking America, this isn't a sauce factory in Italy, and I'm not doing hard labor. also most of us in the family's heritage isn't even full Italian, we're also Spanish, but noo we aren't gonna acknowledge.
second of all, I hate sauce???? I would rather not eat it??? it's kind of gross?? I hate anything to do with tomatoes. they're gross. I don't want to do hard labor and TOUCH the fucking tomato.
also my aunt and cousins are coming over to help.
literally hit me with a frying pan, omg, I do not want to see them at all.
they're so boring and they ask me all these personal questions, and my cousins ask me if I like boys or whatever and if I have a crush on anyone or have a boyfriend yet and I'm just like????
tHEY PROBABLY THINK IM GONNA FIND A BOY IN MY EARLY TEENAGE YEARS AND MARRY HIM JUST LIKE THEY DID
listen, there's only one boy I am eyeing and thats Joey... FATONE. God damn I love him. not Joey Graceffa though, he's a weeb.
anyways, helllllppppppp mmeeeeeeeeeee
