oKAY
OKAY
SO I WENT TO GET
MY MOTHER FUCKING GREEN JUICE
BC I AM HEALTHY
AND I WANTED ALL THOSE GREENS INSIDE OF ME
SO I GOT UP AND POURED MYSELF A NICE GLASS OF NAKED BRAND GREEN JUICE
THEN I WENT TO PUT IT BACK
BUT
IT FELL
THIS BIG THING OF HEAVY GREEN SHIT FELL
ON TOP OF A BRAND SPANKING NEW CARTON OF A DOZEN EGGS
IT BROKE THREE EGGS INSIDE THE CARTON
AND I WAS FREAKING THE FUCK OUT
KEEP IN MIND IM HOME ALONE
NOBODY IS HOME
SO I HAD TO TAKE ALL THE FUCKING EGGS OUT
WASH THE FUCKING CARTON AND THEN CRY
I GOT EGG ALL OVER MY CUTE OUTFIT
ITS SO CUTE OMG
I GOT IT ON MY FACE TOO
WHICH IS A SHAME BC MY MAKE UP IS CUTE TOO
DONT LEAVE ME HOME ALONE WITH A CARTON OF NEW EGGS
PLEASE.
