today in science my teacher called me smart
she asked "whats a mammal that has no placenta" or something like that
and i was just thinking back to phineas and ferb
and thinking of the agent p theme song
doobidoobidoowah doobidoobiddoowah HES A SEMI-AQUATIC EGG-LAYING MAMMAL OF ACTION
i wanted to say "PERRY THE PLATYPUS" in dr doof's voice but that would be weird so i just said "PLATYPUS" and my teacher was like "oh you're so smart" and im just singing phineas and ferb songs in my head
at lunch today (tutoring really, i dont go to lunch) my emo friend, my mega weeb friend, a cute guy with chicken legs and a hella great thigh gap and i talked about tv shows instead of doing our work
the mega weeb spoiled gravity falls for me and shamed me for not watching steven universe or bee and puppy cat or any anime and i was like "okay but can we talk about rupaul's drag race for a second"
then me and the boy with legs of a god talked about parks and rec
then we all just reminisced on old spongebob episodes
also i took a hella hard math test today
it was so hard i thought my teacher was going to be like "okay guys its a joke lol i got you all" and we would all cry of relief because our grades arent jeopardized but no
in science my friend (aka president of the school) asked me if there was any homework and i said "only science" then she said "right and math homework is to go home and cry over the test" and i laughed so hard because its true im crying its so bad i hate everything
okay thats it byyee eeee eeee e ee eeee eee
