being a gemini

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i hate tumblr and their unnecessary hatred towards geminis

"theyre two faced bitches" 

SORRY MY MOM POPPED ME OUT OF HER UTERUS IN JUNE OKAY I SHOULDVE TOLD HER TO WAIT TILL JULY 

but all the tumblr horoscopes are like:

"the signs as fruit trees

taurus: peach tree!!!!!

gemini:.... lemon tree....."

LIKE TAURUS JUST GETS THE FUCKING SWEETEST TREE AND THEN GEMINI GETS SHITT Y LEMON

or i saw one text post like ya know that new meme when youre on a date and then u dont like the date so u shove breadsticks into your purse yeah it had something to do with the hatred of geminis

or like 

"signs as rappers

literally every sign: nicki minaj

gemini: iggy azalea"

okay geminis have it rough

but i also feel bad for pisces bc they get everything fish related

what even was this rant lmao k bye 

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