i hate tumblr and their unnecessary hatred towards geminis
"theyre two faced bitches"
SORRY MY MOM POPPED ME OUT OF HER UTERUS IN JUNE OKAY I SHOULDVE TOLD HER TO WAIT TILL JULY
but all the tumblr horoscopes are like:
"the signs as fruit trees
taurus: peach tree!!!!!
gemini:.... lemon tree....."
LIKE TAURUS JUST GETS THE FUCKING SWEETEST TREE AND THEN GEMINI GETS SHITT Y LEMON
or i saw one text post like ya know that new meme when youre on a date and then u dont like the date so u shove breadsticks into your purse yeah it had something to do with the hatred of geminis
or like
"signs as rappers
literally every sign: nicki minaj
gemini: iggy azalea"
okay geminis have it rough
but i also feel bad for pisces bc they get everything fish related
what even was this rant lmao k bye