I'm sorry if I've ever been insensitive
I'm sorry if I have ever seemed bitchy
I'm sorry if I have ever complained a lot
I'm sorry if I have ever seemed thirsty
I'm sorry if I never replied to your comment/message
I'm sorry that I suck at updating
I'm sorry that I suck at keeping promises
I'm sorry if I have ever disappointed any of you
I'm sorry if I have ever seemed pretentious
and I'm sorry that I am not a good person, but sorry it's who I am I just really suck sorry
I'm sorry
*bows to you*
*does a hair flip*
*walks away fashionably*