hello everyone, so every award show my friend spams me and gives me her initial reaction to each thing that happens. with her permission, i am going to post some notable quotes from our kik conversation about the vmas.
it's mostly her talking, but when I talk I will italicize. okay? okay.
let's get to it:
bruh I just rly wanna know what's on nicki's ass
so lezzy for nicki
AND VICTORIA JUSTICE OMG
bruh taylor sxcfied herself
this show is gonna make me les
this bitch ain't country anymore
MILEY IS SO LEZ FOR TAYLOR TOO
mild concerned looks from gwen
TAYLOR PLS FUCK ME
*claps for 26 years*
ew becky
ew jason
I see two trashcans
yay Ingrid
we just came to see how miley is doing after one year and nicki
maybe ariana too
I wanna know how many old fuckers masturbated to their opening act
why is he making that noise I know he [Jay Z] makes that noise a lot irl but ur treading on dangerous grounds
Jay z could sue ur ass off
who's the old hoe next to katy
he looks like he just cummed his sparkly blue pants
problem better win
I knew it
everyone just cummed
I wanna hear her fake ass acceptance speech
"I didn't think I would win I didn't plan anything"
KIM
OOOHH BOOBS
;^(
Sam sounds like Elton John omg
I'm sorry for insulting you Elton
nice coif
I feel like Sam shouldn't say "darling"
just vic
what the fuck is iggy wearing
ADAM CAN FUCK ME HARD OMG
I'm so behind on this mainstream shit and so caught up with bands that idk 85% of the songs that were performed
wow man what happened to mcr and gd and b182 and nirvana and yall need to get an education in music
o 5sos
I hope they take off their pants
is fob gonna perform
ayyyye kanye
do u think he would be good in bed
USHER
I hate his songs omg
its so awks whenever my dad is driving me to school and his songs come up on the radio
what the fuck is he saying
yay usher is done
why is ariana holding hands with him what
I WAS JUST GONNA SAY THE SAME THING
IS SHE DOING CHARITY
is this like avril lavigne
these commercials are getting me so horny omg
I like this anti smoking commercial
wtf paramore isn't rock
WHOS THAT CHICK NEXT TO LORDE
SHE WAS CLAPPING SO HARDCORELY OMG
no but lorde (~: <3
she just swore omg
I'm not gonna talk to you during their [5sos] performance btw I wanna absorb their amazingness and feel something
I will spam you
this is my talent
I may masturbate. or just cry. or pee.
Bruh I feel u
I'll masturbate and text you at the same time
BRUH
GREGG
THAT KID MASON FROM WIZARDS OF WAVERLY PLACE
THE WEREWOLF
SO HOT
THEY MENTIONED GREEN DAY
AHH B182
5sos
HAHAHAHHA THEYRE MASSIVE
"they're just teenagers and they're already massive" omg dylan u so gey
calum looks so asian I can't with him
Luke u so hot fook me
u all so hot
fook me
5some
THEYRE SO HOT OH MY GOD
this is the first time i have ever fangirled over 5sos
bruh
I can relate so much to amnesia
how old is 5sos
WHY ARENT YOU ANSWERING ME
I NEED TO KNOW
I BECAME A FAN LIKE TWO MINUTES AGO
HOW OLD IS LUKE
okay that's all I don't feel like doing the rest and yeah our conversation was a lot longer than this
this whole thing was just a promo for you guys to follow her on tumblah rlly
psyvevo.tumblr.com
idek what she does on tumblr I think she runs a humor/band blog
