legit shit rachel sends me
I JSTU GOT UP AND DISOBEYYIED MY MOTHER FOR U BC SHE TURNED THE WIFI OFF AND SAID I SHOXLDNT TURN IT BACK ON BUT I DID AND I FEEL SO ALIVE
like I bought a bag of chicken bites the other day only to find out that inside the bag was three packs of chicken bites so I emptied that shit out and now I got a big bag of chicken bites bc yaaas
get back online u shitlord omg enTERTAIN ME
I am alive once again I am a phoenix rising from the ashes
I would burn my iPod and then believe in Jesus and then renounce my faith again
I remember this one time when I was in my music class and someone had put away their glockenspiel on top of a cabinet and I walked by it to put away my guitar when all of a sudden it drops and I fuvking jump thirty feet in the air and still manage to get hit by the metal on it <3
I nearly stabbed myself with a knife earlier on lol
I've done it a few times before and jesus christ it hurts like a bitch
im so tired that I tried to open a nesquik bar with a knife
I have a headache from trying to open a bottle of cola
some of these are gold tbh omg
