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let's step back a bit shall we
it's that time of year where all kids in their last year of elementary school and middle school are frantic here in NYC
like i just had a conversation with my english teacher today
APPARENTLY WE ARE THE ONLY FUCKING CITY THAT HAS TO TAKE SPECIAL ADMISSION TESTS FOR MIDDLE SCHOOL AND HIGH SCHOOL
well, for public schools at least
like shsats
they dont have that anywhere else
I didnt know.
also, side note, apparently one of my friends are already preparing for the sats???? like dUDE UR FOURTEEN IT CAN WAIT ANOTHER TWO OR THREE YEARS
okay
so i'm unfortunately in my last year of middle school ):
and i had to take stupid tests to get into stupid high schools ):
and i applied for three
and i got into all three
and got scholarships
and honors classes
(:
and i made a bet with my dad
and he said if i dont get into three, i have to grout the fucking shower
like no.
butttttt if i did get into three, i get an ipad and two hundred bucks in american cash
he was like "i'm not shitting you, it will be in usd."
grout ur own fucking shower, dad
thx
i got into those three schools and got stupid scholarships and stuff for two of them
okay. but now let me tell u one more thing
so, one of the schools called
it was the first school that i wanted to get into.
and it was fhe last school to call
and I already got two other calls, and the other one was late
but then that school called!
and the conversation went like this:
her: "Hello! Can we speak to Olivia please?"
me: "speaking."
her: "HI! My name is ________, a senior from ___________."
me: "oh yes hyello there."
her: "We are excited to tell you that you've been accepted to _______! Congratulations!"
me: "oh my god." (KEEP IN MIND, THIS IS A CATHOLIC SCHOOL AND I JUST SAID GODS NAME IN VAIN OH MY GOD) (BUT STILL I'M GETTING AN IPAD SO) "i'm so excited too!"
her: "You have any questions about anything?"
me: "yeah did i get any scholarships or anything or like honors classes."
her: "Doesn't say."
me: "...mkay" (SHIT MAN THAT WAS MY FIRST CHOICE AND I CANT DO HONORS LIKE FOOK ALL THE OTHER SCHOOLS SEEM SO MUCH MORE PROMISING)
her: "Okay! We can't wait to have you here!"
me: "yeah thank you see ya bye" *hangs up*
me: "...."
me: "...."
me: "did i really just fucking say see ya to a girl i will probably never meet omfg."
LIKE REALLY OMG
O
M
G
I SUCK
OMG
I FEEL LIKE TROYE IN THAT ONE VIDEO WHERE HE ACCIDENTALLY SAYS I LOVE YOU TO THE PIZZA MAN.
UGH
I'M SO BAD AT COMMUNICATING
but anyways, still kinda pissed that theres no scholarship or for that school or whatever
but u see, if i go and enter this shitty writing contest and win i get a thousand off so eh.
but the topic is so stupid
"who is your inspiration?"
they're doing it so they can see like who writes about their sister with stage four cancer or something and how much they inspire them so the school can be like "OOOOH!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE SHOULD HELP THEM OUT!!!!! THE ACT OF GOD <3" when i'm writing about rachel or some shit and how she plays pokemon and that inspires me.
they have a website
i should look at that
bc the winner last year has their entry up there and i wanna see how sappy and thirsty for sympathy it is
also i wanna see if the writing is any good
idk
but bye
new chapter of sell your heart coming out soon, I'm halfway done
bye
