upside down satan holla

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OKAY I HAVE 999 FOLLOWERS

GET ME TO 1K JSUS

im going to keep on refreshing my profile page and type my reaction when i reach 1k lol

i s2g whoever is my 1000th follower i will be friends with 

just

just

plesese

i've been on here for well over a year why havent i reached 1K already im flawlees

btw, i'm also pretty happy bc a poem that i wrote is being published in the school yearbook

my friend and i made a pact and if we didn't get published in anything this year we're going to quit writing and start our careers as a disney channel actress. 

maybe we can get on dog with a blog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i can play another dog

a shitzoo

i havent even been published in that shitty teenink magazine like f u okay u wish i was published in ur magazine i'd make uur magazine 10x better just bc i'm in it u whoreo 

i s2g if i refresh the page and i lose a follower i will lose my shit

i do that sometimes and i will refresh the page and gain a follower and i'd be like (: but then when i refresh it again i lose a follower and i'm like D:

also i got my grade back for journal entries and i lost points because i say "to

be honest" and "anyways" too often 

THATS!!!!!! HOW!!!!!!!!!! I!!!!!!!!!! TALK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

ugh can i gain a follower already this is no faireo 

i like being upside down satan but still 

i feel so vain omg, like some people will be like "AT LEAST YOU HAVE 999 FOLLOWERS!!!!!!!" and i will be like "ur point is?"

it's like i have a diamond necklace, but one of the diamonds are missing. then all the lower class are like "AT LEAST YOU HAVE A DIAMOND NECKLACE!!!!" like yeah i have a diamond necklace but i cant wear it bc one of the diamonds are missing!!! 

i spent good money on that diamond necklace but now one of the diamonds fell off okay

that was a poor example

JUST LET ME HAVE NICE THINGS AND LET ME COMPLAIN OKAY!!!!!!!!!

u guys are like a shimmery sparkly diamond necklace okay ily 

all 999 of u 

okay i'm gonna go and refresh a bunch, i'll have a draft opened and ready for when i reach it okay ily 

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