Okay so I was doing that thing that the really annoying boys do in elementary school where they try to fling a piece of food into their mouths from a high distance and it lands iN THEIR MOUTHS EVERY TIME
so I was doing that with goldfish and I flung it really high in the air and kind of away from me so I kept on moving back and then I fell on my ass but I still got the goldfish in my mouth
all I'm saying is that the boys from elementary school would be so impressed right now and that my friends is the most glorious thing that happened to me today