teacher: okay guys ur all going to go through ur journals now and pic a piece to turn into flash fiction for scholastic writing awards!!!!
me: shit. uh. fuck. I got nothing good lol.
me: *searches through journal with disgusted look and reaes my writing* ew why the fuck and what the fuck
teacher: *sees my expression* lol u have such a nauseating look. dont worry olivia, ur a good writer!!!
me: yeah but the only good thing I actually write is fanfiction
class: laughs
me: cries on the inside
yeah that happened lol
also I think this is part 200 or something
um
I think i can defy wattpad bc i have a really old version of the app
like the version where u can see ur vote count :ooo
yeah so
also if you haven't read Sell Your Heart yet u should bc aleks makes fun of catman
also read Rants By Me. i talk about stupid tumblr social justice warriors
okay
also
can someone send me like 5k pls
its for yearbook and we really want colored and hard cover year books :(
I swear I'm not gonna use ur money to buy chocolate :)
okay dont. its illegal to solicit money over the internet without offering a product or service in return. I learned that from icarly.
okay bye now.
