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okay, so I'm hearing really weird noises from my neighbors backyard.
I think it's spooky Halloween music, or spooky foreign music
either way it's spooky.
I can't tellwhat's it's saying, it is like incoherent mumbling, I don't think there's a language.
wait no, I think it's Jamaican
I think they're playing reggae music
and I hear a certain instrument in that music
it's like one of those really weird trumpets
and I think I hear a kazoo
idk, let me see what is happening.
OKAY SO I OPENED THE WINDOW TO SEE WTF IS HAPPENING AND I SWEAR ONE OF THE GUYS JUST STARED INTO MY SOUL
AND THEY MAY BE SMOKING A JOINT
I THINK I SAW A BONG??
I DONT KNOW, BUT THEY ARE ON THEIR BACK PORCH AND THEYRE PROBABLY SETTING UP A SATANIC RITUAL
ONE OF THEM HAS A BLACK HOOD OVER THEIR HEAD
ITS ALL LIT UP
AND I HAVE DECIPHERED THAT ITS NOT EVEN REGGAE MUSIC
IT'S JUST SOME GUY MAKING A WEIRD SOUND AND THERES LIKE A WEIRD FLUTE THING BEING PLAYED
this is what it sounds like:
mmmmmmBBBAAAAA AAAAAAA *flute plays* mmmmmmBBBBAAAA BBABAAAA ABAAAABBBBBBAAAAAAAAAA
I'M NOT EVEN JOKING, THERES ABSOLUTELY NO LANGUAGE BEING SAID, ITS JUST THOSE CREEPY NOISES AND A FLUTE PLAYING
IF SATAN SPAWNS NEAR MY HOUSE imgoingbacktohellwithhimbyebyesuckers
