⤷ the one in which the quiet girl and the dorky new guy fall for each other and sing more than a few times along the way.
♫ [s2-s6] [sam evans] ♫
published: 09.18.2020
completed: 05.21.2023
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When Keilani had been approached by Brittany to hang out after school that day, she wasn't entirely sure what to expect. With Brittany, it was always hard to predict what she was going to do next, but Keilani always loved it and went along with it nonetheless.
"Hello America, and welcome to today's episode of Fondue for Two." Brittany gestured to the two girls sitting across from her. "I'm Brittany S. Pierce, and today I have two very special guests with me...Quinn Fabray and Keilani Cabral."
Keilani grinned and waved to the camera as Quinn spat out some of the fondue-covered bread onto her napkin. "This tastes like how the inside of Puck's room smells," She hissed, staring down at the steaming fondue pot in horror.
"Alright, so let's get started," Brittany announced. "Quinn, how has your life changed since you got in that car accident on the way to Rachel and Finn's inevitable failure of a wedding?"
"Uhm...it's been a lot to adjust to," Quinn admitted awkwardly. "All I have to say is that I think I'll be able to start dancing again by Nationals, and I've definitely learnt my lesson about texting and driving."
"Don't text and drive...use protection...when will you start actually following the PSAs?" Brittany questioned aloud. "You should stop learning lessons the hard way." She then turned to look directly in the camera and seriously at the camera. "Kids, don't end up like Quinn Fabray."
"Oh my goodness, is that Lord Tubbington?" Keilani gasped excitedly as she caught sight of Brittany's famous cat, partly because she had always loved any chance to interact with Lord Tubbington, but also because she could see Quinn was starting to get a little bit uncomfortable.
Brittany nodded and beamed proudly as she pulled the oversized cat up onto her lap. "It's been over a week since he's done any ecstasy," She told the camera. "I think he's finally starting to kick his addiction."
After carefully placing Lord Tubbington down on her bed, Brittany clapped her hands together and turned her attention to a certain girl, who had absolutely no idea what Brittany had planned for her. "Now, let's get down into the real hot dish. Keilani, please admit to my viewing audience that you're still in love with Sam Evans."
Keilani choked on the cheese fondue. "Wait, hold on, Britt–"
"I knew it!" Brittany grinned and winked to the camera, apparently not noticing Keilani continuing to cough violently beside her.
"Hey, Brittany, maybe we can keep talking about my car accident," Quinn suggested as she clapped Keilani on the back and grabbed her water bottle from her backpack.
