⤷ the one in which the quiet girl and the dorky new guy fall for each other and sing more than a few times along the way.
♫ [s2-s6] [sam evans] ♫
published: 09.18.2020
completed: 05.21.2023
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The New Directions were back in the competition, and it was all thanks to Blaine and Sam. As Finn stepped back into the choir room, he couldn't help but beam with pride as he looked at the students sitting in the choir room.
"Alright people, we're back!" Finn shouted excitedly, causing all the teenagers to clap and cheer. "First of all, big props to Sam and Blaine for all their hard work to make this happen."
Blaine and Sam fist-bumped as everyone in the room clapped for them again, and Sam mouthed "Blam!" as he made an exploding motion with his hands before grinning proudly again.
Once the room was quiet again, Finn continued with, "But, there's no time to celebrate. We just lost three weeks of prep time for Regionals, and we still have to raise $400 to pay for the bus to get to the competition to Indianapolis, which is like the Paris of Indiana."
"We've really got to get caught up on our dance skills too," Keilani added. "We had so much trouble with Voulez-Vous, and we had booty camp for weeks leading up to it."
After nodding in agreement at Keilani's statement, Finn looked back down at his clipboard, which held his list of ideas for fundraisers. "I propose a bake sale. I mean...it worked last time."
"Well, that's because Puck spiked Keilani's cupcakes with Mary Jane," Artie pointed out with a small laugh.
"I'd be willing to cut off my hair to sell it for extra cash," Joe offered.
Crossing her arms over her chest, Kitty rolled her eyes as she sarcastically questioned, "To who? Jamaican kids with Rastafarian cancer? Or as rigging on a haunted pirate ship?
"Do you ever shut up?" Keilani muttered, earning a glare from Kitty.
Without even thinking, Sam blurted out, "I could sell more of my semen!"
Keilani's head whipped around to face Sam. "More?"
"This is silly," Tina interjected with a shake of her head as she marched up to the front of the room to present the idea she had been working on for the past couple of days, even though Keilani still had alot of questions for Sam. "I know how exactly how we're going to get the money: the Men of McKinley calendar. Let's face it...this is the cutest crop of Glee boys we've ever had."
Everyone couldn't help but agree with Tina's statement, and the boys looked proud of themselves over the compliment. "That's a great idea," Keilani agreed. "It's January too, so it's like the perfect time to sell them."
"There are six guys, so each can take two months," Tina explained.
"Wait, why does it have to be just the men?" Artie asked aloud in a worried voice. "Why can't we objectify the girls too?"
