Crucified -Jean X Reader

Chick Magnet

"Alright Jean pretend Connie is Mikasa, try approaching her"

Jean took a deep breathe and nodded his head. He put on a scary, cocky smile and began approaching Connie who's back was turned to him.

You couldn't help but roll your eyes. A small laugh escaped your lips. You quickly swallowed it down afraid you'd kill Jean's mojo.

 He tapped Connies shoulder.

"Hey Mikasa" 

Connie turned around batting his lashes at Jean.

"Why hello Jean boy, how can I help you?" Connie replied in a high pitch voice

Jeans face turned sour looking at Connie. He shook it off and put his smile back on.

"I just - Your- I mean- I wanted to let you know that I think your really pretty"

"Aww what a hunk of a man" squeaked Connie as he threw his hands around Jean.

He puckered his lips trying to kiss Jean.

"Ew, get off of me. I can't do this" he said shoving Connie away.

Connie laughed at Jean as Jean glared at him. You clasped your hands drawing their attention.

"Well that was something, thank you for that performance Connie your dismissed"

"Aye Aye Y/N" he said saluting to you.

He turned to Jean and wiggled his fingers, 

"Good bye Lover boy" 

You watched as Connie left. You turned back to Jean.

"Alright let's try that again, here practice with me" you said turning your back.

Jean stood for a moment thinking about his actions and nodded his head. He lighty tapped your shoulder.

"Hi Y/N"

"*cough* Mikasa*cough"

"I- mean Hi Mikasa"

"Hi Jean, what is it" you said looking at him with a dead panned face.

Jean looked dumbfounded at you, both scared and confused at your face.

"Uh-What's with that look. Did I do something wrong?"

"What? No. Mikasa just has a straight face for the most part and I want you to practice with that"

"Oh, right sorry about that" he said.

"Right- so Hi Jean, what is it" you said going back into character.

"I just wanted to tell you that ..I-I think your really pretty" he said blushing.

What you didn't know was he actually meant the compliment to you as well.

"Thanks Jean"

"Sure No Problem" he said scratching the back of his neck.

Your smile came back to your face, "Well it's not as bad as the first time. Definitely small, but good progress. You need to practice more on continuing the conversation, compliments will only get you so far"

"Right, Thank you Y/N I appreciate it" he said smiling warmly at you.

"Of course no problem ! Anything you need, you know you can always come see me. My office for you dorks is always open. Feel free to come by"

Jean couldn't help it but give you a hug. He pulled you in and you stood in his embrace not processing yet. Finally realizing it, a small smile went up to your lips. You wrapped your arms around him, giving him the affection back.

"This is definitely good progress Kirstein"

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"Alright good job cadets, your dismissed"

Your group for the day dispersed and went into the mess hall. You walked down the hallways until you reached your office. You opened the door and find Jean sitting on your couch. Your brow lifted in confusion and a line formed on your lips, a bit displeased.

"Hello Cadet Kirstein, what brings you in to my office..unattended"

"Oh shit your right I'm sorry"

You walked over to your chair and sat down.

"It's alright, just next time only if I'm here ok? It looks sketchy to others"

He nodded his head in understandment.

"So lover boy what's up"

"I talked to Mikasa today"

Your head shot up from looking at your papers, a smile appearing.

"Oh and how'd it go?! Tell me" You said standing up and sitting next to him.

"Well I actually manage to spit out the whole line without stuttering but it was more of like a blurt"

You jumped at Jean and wrapped your arms around him into a hug, proud of him.

"Alright way to go Jean! I'm so proud of you!"

"Thanks" he said blushing trying to look around to calm himself down from the affection.

"Okay and were you able to keep it going or what did she say?"

Jean scratched the back of his head nervously as he looked around.

"Yeah about that, She didn't even respond. She just looked at me and walked away after Eren"

His face turned gloomy at the mention of the titan boy's name.

"It's okay Jean, it just takes time. You have to kept trying"

"Right" he said smiling at you.

You got up and walked back to your desk. You rummaged around one of your drawers until you found what you were looking for. Your eyes lit up as you see the tiny sized bottle. You shook it a bit then opened it. Using your hands, you whaffed the smell to your nose. 

Your eyes grew with excitement as a smirk made it's way to your face. You turned back around and walked back to Jean, bottle in hand.

"Here" you said handing over the bottle to Jean.

He looked down at the bottle. His eyes grew with curiosity not recognizing what it is. He looked up at you waiting for an answer.

"Cologne" you smiled at him

He opened the bottle and stuck his nose in it. His face scrunched up as he inhaled deeply, smelling the strong fumes. He quickly moved it away from his nose feeling light headed.

You grabbed his hand and moved it in a fanning motion making him waft up the smell to his nose. As he began smelling the real smell of the cologne a pleasant face formed.

'Where'd you get this? Isn't it expensive?! I can't take this?"

"Just take it, Erwin has so much he stinks up his whole bathroom with it. I get a headache just thinking about it" you said.

You sat next to Jean and began leaning close to his face. Jean began to sweat nervously not understanding what's happening. Where you gonna kiss him? He began leaning too. He froze when he felt your finger tips brushing his neck. He look down to see you placing a bit of cologne on the sides of his neck. After that you took a whiff of him and you smiled as you pulled back.

"and that's how you apply it. Make sure it's tiny drops or else instead of attracting the ladies, you'll be shooing them away"

He look down at the black bottle a smirk came to his face.

"So I'll be a chick magnet eh?!"

"Mmmm sure"

"AWW YEAH STEP ASIDE ERWIN THERE'S A NEW HUNK IN THE SCOUTS"

You laughed at his enthusiasm.

"Alright don't get too ahead of yourself horse face"

"HEY!"