I wake up, my bed sheets tangled round me in a untidy knot. I reach out and grab my phone and check the time, 11:30am, I'M ALREADY THREE HOURS LATE!
I shove the covers off me and race towards the shower, picking up the best suit I own as I pass my wardrobe.
"I can't be any later, I can't be any later" I repeat, over and over again, as I frantically jig about waiting for the shower to turn on.
Not bothering to wait and see if the temperature is comfortable I leap into the stream of trickling water, temporarily freezing my bum in the process, but I don't have time to fiddle about with the heat settings, so I have to bear the icy coldness of the shower for a few minutes.I climb out the shower and swing my towel around my back,
Hey, I'd be a pretty good Matador with Cape skills like that... NOT THE TIME! I HAVE AN INTERVIEW WHICH I'M ALREADY LATE FOR!!
I quickly rub the towel around me to dry myself off before slipping into my suit.I fiddle to try and do my shirt buttons up, but my fingers aren't getting a proper grip of the button,
"BUTTERFINGERS!" I yell at my hands, bloody hell, I'm going to get such a bad reputation for this.
Once I finally manage to do up my shirt, I slip on my jacket and do up my tie, before racing downstairs.I grab an apple to eat on the way, and run out the house, slamming the door behind me.
That's the moment I realise I've left my phone, keys, Oyster card and wallet inside."BLOODY HELL!" I shout, rattling the front door which, as I suspected, won't budge,
This means I've got to run to work.
One thing needed to be known about me is that I don't do exercise, not even if my life depended on it,
But today I have no choice, I sprint down my road, I've taken about five paces and am already tasting blood, my head feels light and in sweating like crazy,
"Are you a wimp?" I ask myself,
"I SAID, are you a wimp!?"
"YOUR RUNNING WETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!" I scream, once again quickening my pace."MOVE!" I yell to a clump of tourists who are congregated in the middle of the pavement to take a picture of a Phone box, they slowly part to the side of the path so I can get past quickly.
I take a few bends and my office is in sight, I can't breathe properly anymore and my lungs feel like they've turned inside out and swollen up to the size of a Giant rabbit."Good morning Sir" the lady that works the front reception greets, as I rush through the revolving doors, I have no time to chat now, so I ignore this lady and smash my hand into the lift call button.
Luckily the lift was already waiting at my current floor, and the doors opened immediately.I pressed the button for floor 69 where my office is and collapsed in a heap, panting heavily, but this wasn't over yet... I still have to get to my office.
I listen to the awkward lift music as I travel up the office, and the second the doors open I flee down the passageway towards my office.
I spot a man with jet black hair, about my height walking the same direction as I was heading carrying a mug of hot tea,
I bet he has no where important to be right now!
"INCOMING!!" I scream, shoving into this man spilling the hot tea all over him, I have no time to see my victims face and apologise, I don't even hear him complain.I fall through some double doors and into my office where I slump in a heap on the ground.
I made it...
*BUZZZ* "Sir, the interviewer is here" Janet, my secretary informs me, and I sigh,
"Bring them in"Well done Dan, you officially didn't die.
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Fifty shades of Phan
FanfictionPhilip Lester is a reporter for the BBC, what happens when he is asked to go interview Daniel Howell, the founder of one of the most fashionable clothes lines in the whole of England. Will Phil be able to resist this attractive, wealthy man? NO COPY...