Fifty shades of Phan

Chapter 7

I wake up on Saturday morning and pull my black curtains back, allowing the light to come into my room,I let out a hiss as the sunlight blinds me.

I walk down into the kitchen and that's when reality strikes me, invited Phil to see the room. What was I thinking!? He'll think of me as a freak, a weirdo, a creep!
But I know that this room was perfect for Phil, I can't wait for him to 'experiment' with it.

'Hey Philly! ^•_•^
Like I promised- my address is 62, West Wallaby Street. Maybe you can come tonight? I'll order a Chinese :D- Danyull'
After a few minutes I get a reply,
'Don't call me Philly! It sounds like a girls name :D
Also I'd never turn down a Chinese, so I'll be at yours by 5? Do I need to bring anything? -Phil'
I grin mischievously at my Phone, even though Phil can't see,
'a blindfold, Whisk and a box of Maltesers- Dan'
I laugh at the thoughts of tonight's happenings circling through my brain,
"This is gonna be sooo good" I smile to myself, as I catch a glimpse of my hideous reflection in the kettles stainless steel surface.

I open the fridge and get out the milk, pouring myself a bowl of Shreddies, eyeing up each of the squares as they fall into my bowl.
I return the milk to the fridge once I've drowned the cereal to the extent I can no longer see them, and carry my overflowing bowl to the living room were I switch on the TV.
I notice that F.R.I.E.N.D.S is on Comedy Central, and seeing that there is nothing else on, I decide that Monica, Ross, Joey, Pheobe, Chandler and Rachel will be my entertainment for the morning (or late afternoon- it depends what you class 4pm as)
"PIVOT! PIVOT!" Ross shouts as he, Chandler and Rachel attempt to get a sofa up the stairs, I burst out laughing at this scene, realising the struggles of moving furniture.

Once the episode comes to a close I realise the time, Phil will be here in half an hour, and I'm still sat here in my hello kitty boxers and llama t-shirt!
I quickly gulp down the remainders of my cereal and dash up the stairs, catching a quick glimpse of the room.
Soon.

I look through my wardrobe, trying to find the blackest thing I own, pulling out my black leather t-shirt I inspect it carefully,
"It might get a bit sticky tonight, better not" I mutter to myself, and replace it with my black t-shirt that has white stars around the rim.

I pick my trousers up from the floor and a clean pair of leopard print boxers before charging into the bathroom and getting into the shower.
"Near, far, where EVERRRRR YOU ARREEE" I sing the titanic theme tune as the warm water trickles down my body, tickling my sides,
Ding Dong
The door!!

I quickly stop the stream of water and wrap a towel around my waist,
"One second!" I shout, panic shooting through my body, oh my god Phil's early!!!
Ding Dong, Ding Dong
"BE PATIENT PHIL!"
Ding Dong, Ding Dong, Ding Dong
"OKAY FINE!" I yell in defeat, I trudge down the stairs and with one hand holding the towel up, I open the door, glaring at Phil.
But it wasn't Phil,
"Girl scout cookies for sale!" A little ginger girl smiles at me, my eyes shoot open, and I look intensely at this little girl who is now staring at my nipples.
"Custard cream sir? Or maybe a chocolate fudge?" She offers,
"JESUS CHRIST I THOUGHT YOU WERE PHIL!" I scream at the girl who shudders into a ball in fear,
"I ANSWERED THE DOOR PRACTICALLY NAKED TO A BLOODY GIRL SCOUT SELLING COOKIES!!" I yell, annoyed with myself for loosing so much dignity,
"Sorry sir I'll go no-" the girl starts,
"Wait" my mood changes, and I smile sweetly at the girl, " do you have any Cupcakes?"
The Girl Scout slowly nods,
"£1.35 each" she barters hesitantly,
"Deal, I'll take two" I agree, one for me, one for Phil.

I quickly fetch my wallet and pay the Girl Scout £2.70 , while take the rainbow sprinkle covered muffins before slamming the door in her face.
Right, let's get dressed!

I come down, actually decent this time and I see Phil's figure through the glass appearing towards the door,
"Hello!" I smile, opening the door, an there Phil is stood holding a whisk, box of Maltesers and a blindfold.
"I'll take that" I smoothly whisper, snatching the Maltesers off Phil.

I step aside and Phil walks into the house, I giggle slightly at his reaction to the house,
"Dan this place is so posh!!" He exclaims, and I look around,
"I'm owner of the biggest clothes wear in the whole of Great Britain, it normally doesn't surprise people that my house is big" I chuckle, and Phil laughs along with me.

"So, what's this room you want to show me then?" Phil asks, and I smile shyly,
"Okay, I'm kinda nervous showing you this, and if you don't want to do it that fine! I've never showed anyone this, but it's kinda my hobby..." I explain, avoiding eye contact with Phil as we speak,
"Let's see it" Phil smiles, a reassuring one, and I know I can trust him.
"This way"

I lead Phil through the living room and I reach behind a photo frame on the mantel piece, were I receive a key, I carry the key over to the room and slowly unlock the door,
"Blindfold on please" I instruct, and Phil does what he's told,
For a few seconds I stand holding the door handle for a second...
You can trust Phil, Dan it's him

"Tadaa" I awkwardly introduce as I swing the door open, and Phil removes the blindfold,
"Oh. My.God" Phil gasps at the room, eyes wide with shock, I've made a mistake showing him,
"I shouldn't of shown you! I'm sorry please don't judge me" I cry,
"What is this?" Phil asks, entering the room...

"My life collection of Delia Smith cookbooks" I whimper, "I wanted to try some recipes with you",
"So that explains the whisk, and you used the blindfold to make this room a surprise, but why the Maltesers?" Phil questions,
"I just REALLY like Maltesers" I sniff, looking down at the floor as I spoke,
"Daniel James Howell, I'd love to bake Delia Smith recipes with you" Phil smiles, and my head shoots up shocked,
"You will?"
"Of course" Phil grins, "NOW LETS BAKE!"

A/N-
HEY GUYS!
(Insert Phil wave here)
So thank you so much for reading this story! I honestly can't thank you enough!
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Shoutout to Ms_QueentasticTori Who actually gave me the idea for the Delia smith room, which I personally find hilarious!

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RAWR ;)