"so, uh, tell me more about your old relatives. i heard they tore down half the woods to build this town." rebekah said.
"easy there, lushy pants. it's been a hoot and a half, but it's boys night and you weren't invited." damon told her.
"what about may?" rebekah asked.
"consider me an honorary member of boys night." may said taking the bottle of alcohol as the three of them walked away from rebekah.
the three of them went over to the dart board and kept talking about sage.
"so let's just say sage was killing everyone in 1912. who the hell is doing it now? it's not that psycho, dr. fell. she's a woman. there's no way she could stab three grown men." damon said.
"you'd be surprised what women can do." may said.
damon went to throw his dart at the board but rebekah caught it mid air.
"that's a bit sexist. a woman could easily kill a man. with the right motivation." rebekah said.
"you just, uh, don't give up, do you?" stefan said.
"why are you so grumpy?" rebekah asked him.
"he's on a master cleanse. trying to be a better man and all." damon said.
"you know, you were a lot more fun in the 20s." rebekah said.
"surely you haven't known stefan as long as i have to know he's a lot of fun if he actually likes you." may said making rebekah angry.
"don't rile him up. he's testy when he's being self righteous." damon said.
"i'm not being self righteous, damon. i'm just not interested in slaughtering innocent human beings anymore." stefan argued.
"oh, okay. fair enough. my mistake. you used to be self righteous." damon said pulling out a journal from his stuff.
"damon." may said.
"dear diary, damon has lost his way. though i have pulled my own life together, he continues to waste his." damon dead before rebekah took the diary.
"ouch. his bitterness consumes him. he is nothing but blackness and bile. ooh, judgey." rebekah said.
"oh, this is fun." stefan said sarcastically.
"you know, if i'm being honest, you didn't seem like much fun either, damon." rebekah said passing him back the diary.
"i wasn't. the woman i was in love with was stuck in a tomb and she wasn't getting out for a hundred years. i wasn't having any fun at all." damon said before telling them how him and sage would eat the locals.
"that sounds like sage, all right." rebekah said.
"how did you know her?" damon asked.
"she was obsessed with my brother finn over 900 years ago." rebekah told them.
"finn?" may said with a laugh.
"what? creepy suicidal guy? you're doing it again." damon said the last party being directed at stefan.
he was taking his fingers on the table again and he stopped after damon said that.
"all right, ahem. you know what? i need to, uh... i gotta get out of here." stefan said grabbing his coat.
"sure. first, admit you're jonesing." damon said.
"damon, i'm not-" stefan began but got cut off when damon grabbed him.
"admit it." damon said again.
"okay, fine, i'm freaking out. i'm ready to eat the entire wait staff. why do you need to hear me say it?" stefan asked him.
