//Text fic madnesssssssssssssss//

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Am I still updating this book? Yes sadly.

The other books I'm working on are dark shit, so why not make serial killers Yaaas?

They have a social life too yk 😡💅

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BEN10:

What is up bitchesss

IGETNOBITCHES(you):

Bro it's literally eight in the fucking morning.

Not even Jeff's awake.

Burndtbitch:

I'm literally at work rn.

*Pic of him standing over body.*

Offbrandpennywise:

OOO NICE ONE JEFF :D

IGETNOBITCHES:

Sometimes I forget that y'all are actually insane.

Miskyshuffle:

Your literally one of us Y/n, do you have memory loss?

IGETNOBITCHES:

Says you, we all know you and Jay were gay for eachother.

Gothicbitch:

Y/N- NAH U DIDN'T 💀

IGETNOBITCHES:

I did 💅

Brain:

Y/n did you sneak into the back closet and watch the tapes again with Tobias? If you did I'm beating your ass the next time I see you.

IGETNOBITCHES:

Bro I'm literally on the top bunk, I'm above u rn.

Oh.

Where are you?

...

GuYS HELp!?!!!!!!

Emo pennywise:

Y/n?...

BEN10:

Guys I think Y/n's dead.

GET IT HOODSIES PURRRR

BEAT THEY'RE ASS YASSSS

Burndtbitch:

IS Y/N FINALLY DEAD?!

YESSSSSS

emofangurl:

y/n? Wait wtf

NAAHHH THEY CANT DIE!

BYE!

Miskyshuffle:

I can hear y/n screaming like a damn ten year old from the kitchen rn.

IGETNOEYES:

Yeah same, and it's a wonderful sound to wake up to.

IGETNOBITCHES:

Yeah, since you don't have eyes mf.

Stfu you grey bitch, I'll eat yo kidneys.

CHASINGHOES:

How the turn have tabled 😈

KAGE🍷

How tf r u already drunk?

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