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At IMP headquarters, Blitz is seen playing some kind of RPG on his computer, a small beard growing on his face as Bendy stands by, looking through some files in the cabinet.

Blitz: Bendy.... I've been playing this 72 hours straight... Can I please save after this battle?

Bendy: For the exactly 53rd time, Blitz, no. It takes up too much memory and you need the space for work..... Blitz?

Blitz doesn't answer as he just sits there, eyes wide open as snoring is heard from his mouth.

Bendy: ......BLITZ!

Blitz: *startles awake* I'm out of candles! Huh?... Shit, if Mox were here, I'd be forcing him to do this in shifts. Where is he, anyway?

Bendy: I think he and Millie are doing an investigation for a client at a summer camp. I didn't wanna go, *slowly turns to camera* seemed kinda cringey and might lead to some people acting horribly out of character.

Blitz: Huh... Oh, well, let's keep grinding.

However, the computer suddenly turns off, causing Blitz to look in disbelief as he continually clicks the mouse.

Bendy: Uh... I think the outlet your computer was plugged in fucked out. Looks like we're gonna need to hire someone to fix it- Oh... Oh, right.... Your 72 hour long game... Shit.

Blitz: *screams* NOOOOOOOOO!....... Well, I guess that means I'm free. I live again!

The following shows Blitz walking around Hell, doing just what he sings in the voice-over

Blitz

My name is Blitz and love my life.

Kissin' on Angel who's kinda my man-wife

Laughing at Mask cause they fell from a tree.

Hanging out with Stolas, pla-to-ni-cally

Stolas

Everything's fine between us, but I still miss your ****

Blitz

I'm glad that we're still friends even though that's fucked up.

Take Loonie to the store to get her some fruity booze

Take a little nappy in my blanket cocoon

Wake up really early just to spy on my friends.

Later in the field at night, I thought I saw Death.

Built myself a boat and I sailed with a whale.

Rode atop Spindle as I was dragged by her tail

And some other shit...

Blitz sighs as he reclines on the couch in IMP.

Bendy: Nice song, Blitz. You did all that and it's only been an hour since you lost your game.

Blitz: Yeah, I guess... Hey, wanna come with me to Greed? I need to go cash in my health insurance.

Bendy: Why?

Blitz: I doubt you'll ever find out. Come on, we'll get coffee after.

Bendy: Well, we don't have much other business... I guess it wouldn't hurt. What's the worst that could happen?

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Much earlier before this, we cut to a wide shot of Asmodeus' palace, in which we then see his bedroom. Fizzarolli and Asmodeus are sleeping together in the same bed. An alarm clock goes off, to which Fizzarolli wakes up and makes himself some coffee, chugging the entire pot.

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