Helluva Boss: Ink Edition

Spring Broken

Bendy was at the bar with Lobo and Crymini, enjoying the conversation between daughter and father. It was practically perfect, until his phone rang with the alarm.

Bendy: Ah, crap. I have to get to work.

Lobo: You really like that job, huh? What are you gonna do when the studio's fixed?

Bendy: Probably stll work with them.

Crymini: You sure? I heard the boss is crazy as all Hell.

Bendy: He's alright, Mini. Besides, Moxxie and Millie are pretty cool.

As Bendy was getting ready to form a portal, a horn was heard honking outside. Bendy looks outside to see the I.M.P. Van outside, with Blitz waving at him.

Blitz: C'mon, let's go!

Bendy: What are you guys doing here?

Loona: We had to do a pick-up of new weaponry here in Pentagram, and since we know you stay at this Hotel, we wanted to give you a lift.

Bendy: Hey, thanks guys.

Bendy hops into the back seat with Moxxie and Millie as Lobo and Crymini look outside and see the van. Lobo smiles at his girlfriend and walks up to greet her.

Lobo: Hello, my full moon.

Loona: Hey, babe.

The hellhounds kiss. Bendy, Moxxie, and Millie felt happy for their respective hound. Crymini was confused at this, and Blitz was currently frothing at the mouth.

Crymini: Uh, Dad?

Lobo: Oh, sorry honey. Loona, this is my daughter, Crymini. Mini, meet my girlfriend, Loona. She may become your new mom someday.

Both gained a look of shock at this. Crymini felt awkward at the situation, but Loona secretly felt ecstatic. She kinda always wanted to be a mom.

Lobo: Hey, I have an idea! How about Crymini tags along with Bends and goes to work with him.

Moxxie: Are you crazy?! We're assassins, not a daycare! Besides, there's no room in the van.

Crymini: I could ride in the backety-back.

Blitz: Look, who cares? Let's just go!

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The scene starts with Blitz and the crew driving their gray van along the street. Blitz this time was starting the Would You Rather.

Blitz: Okay, okay, I got one. Would you rather have dinner and then fuck Megan Fox's body with Leonard Nimoy's head on it or re-roof an entire condo complex by yourself?

Bendy: Oh, Lord.

Moxxie: Can I close my eyes?

Blitz: No, eye contact the whole time and a lot of kissing.

Bendy: Well, what about Megan Fox's head on Leonard Nimoy's body?

Loona: I wouldn't mind that.

Bendy: I know, somehow that's better.

Blitz: The hybrid organism exists as I've described it.

Millie: How many units are in the condo?

Blitz: Thirty-two.

Moxxie: Tile roof or shingles?

Loona: Yeah, 'cause it makes a difference what you're carrying up that ladder.

Bendy: Ok, most important of all, whose neck is it?

Blitz: What?

Bendy: I mean, where's the cutoff? Is it Megan Fox's neck or am I burying my face in Leonard Nimoy's turkey gizzard?