The One With The Grandpa

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We open not at the I.M.P office, but to TV stativ before everything is fixed to reveal Mammon, who appears in one of his signature green explosions.

Mammon: Hey, hey! It's me, Mammon! And I'm here to announce the amazing brand new icons...

He then showcases his newfound product, which would be a pair of robots built in the style of his Fizzies, but made in likeness to Glitz and Glam.

He then showcases his newfound product, which would be a pair of robots built in the style of his Fizzies, but made in likeness to Glitz and Glam

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Mammon: The Glammies!! We got Glammies for every occasion!

The commercial shows various robotic items that are branded for every purpose and skill based around the sisters, each one more odd then the last.

Mammon: We got fluffy toy Glammies, firewomen Glammies, therapist Glammies, wait in line for you Glammies, doctor Glammies, they moan if you have cancer! Fat Glammies, Skinny Glammies, black Glammies, so many Glammies! And if you wanna fuck 'em... YOU CAN!

It then shows a clip where Hellhound kids are chewing on the Glitz model's ponytail while a pair are fighting over the Glam.

Mammon: We got Glammies for the kids...

It then shows one being used by a teen imp as a chair as he types on a computer.

Mammon: Glammies for the teens...

Finally, it shows the pair wrap around another hellhound and kiss him, the hound in question blushing heavily.

Mammon: We even got Glammies for you sick, fucking degenerate adults! We got 'em all! All based on my new face, the Glam Sisters!

The camera pans down to the actual Glitz and Glam, who pose seductively and blow kisses at the camera as the commercial scene zooms out with a giant "Buy" logo behind Mammon and the twins.

Mammon: Buy yours for the price of two now! Do it! Do it! Do it now! Do it! *frowns* I want money.

It then cuts to static as the scene zooms out, revealed to have been on a TV in the I.M.P office, which Bendy was watching with a frown of disgust.

Bendy: Not even 2 fucking weeks and Mam's already marketing the shit out of them. And this is all I can do since I'm stuck on desk duty.

Mask is then seen passing by, holding a rather large pump action shotgun.

Mask: Suck for you lol.

The shorter demon enters the armory as the front door to the office opens, which reveals a tall, skinny male demon with white skin, a jagged mouth, black hair that sticks out in front of his head, and a singular red eye on his face. He wore a zebra-print long-sleeve sweater, black jeans, black and red shoes, a red scarf around his neck, and a black fedora on his head with a red band and a pair of long zebra-colored feathers.

 He wore a zebra-print long-sleeve sweater, black jeans, black and red shoes, a red scarf around his neck, and a black fedora on his head with a red band and a pair of long zebra-colored feathers

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