Helluva Boss: Ink Edition

What, What, In The Buff

Blitz casually sipped on a coffee as Loona looked over the forms Ren had sent them, the letters being both of their medical results from their check-ups the previous week. Sure, they could've seen someone more professional, but Ren is family and he's obligated to give them free healthcare. Bendy walked through the portal after his cirrent job, walking up to the hound as he wiped off his revolver.

Bendy: Those the medical letters? How's it look?

Loona: Hmm, looks like I'm good. My bile sac seems to be actually helping my blood stream. Now, let's see Blitz's and- *eyes widen* Holy shit!

Bendy: What, what's wrong?

Loona simply handed him the letter, which Bendy read and immediately became alarmed.

Bendy: Good lord! Blitz, look at your blood pressure! It's off the damn charts!

Blitz: Good. Told y'all I had a god's body and now my blood proves it.

Loona: High blood pressure is BAD, Blitz! This could be serious!

Blitz: Look, you guys are just jealous of my live-fast lifestyle. And if not, y'all can suck it.

Bendy: Not for long.

As Blitz started his rant, his right hand went limp, causing both his arms to fall to his sides and his coffee to fall on the floor.

Blitz: Yes, my friend, for a very long time. And if I couldn't feel both of my arms right now and they weren;t responding to my brain repulses, I'd show you what for.

Bendy: Wait, you can't feel your arms?

The left side of Blitz's face began to droop as his speech became slurred.

Blitz: *slurred* And so is the left side of my face. Notice how my eye is drooping in rage? *falls over* Don;t push my fucking buttons!

Loona: Oh fuck, Blitz!

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Later on, we see Blitz hooked up to a heart monitor, his face no longer drooping as he laid unconscious in a hospital bed. His eyes began to open to reveal Bendy, Loona, and Ren standing at his side.

Blitz: *groans* What happened?

Ren: Your employee and my niece carried you in here after you had a stroke at work.

Bendy: You were pretty touch and go there, pal. You were out for the entire work day.

Blitz: Must've seen my reflection. After all, that is what happens when women see me.

Ren: Look, we managed to get you back and I'm gonna let you go, alright? But to make sure this doesn't happen again, we need to take care of that blood pressure. Which means you need to start excirsizing and you seriously need to start changing your diet.

Loona: And stop coming up with things like "Cheesecake Pizza".

Blitz: Cheesecake Pizza is gonna be a worldwide delacacy Loonie, I'm telling you. But they didn;t have to exercise on Baywatch.

Bendy: I'm pretty sure that slow-mo running was actually them normally running.

Blitz: Nope, CG.

Bendy: And stop using Baywatch as an excuse, alright? I have barely any clue what that show even is.

Blitz: *confident* You're right Bends, I need to stop with this Baywatch crutch. I need to make some changes. Right here, right now.

After being released, Blitz began his own workout regimen. Attempting and failing at most of them, but when he left the office for a jog on his lunch break, he barely made it a couple hundred feet away before collapsing from exhaustion.