During the events of Hazbin Hotel: Ink Edition, our animated Overlord has fallen into a bit of monetary trouble when his studio becomes a wreck and the Hotel has a slow revenue stream. So, Bendy decides to take a job with the Immediate Murder Profes...
As always, we open to Blitz's desk at I.M.P Headquarters, where a contract in a folder is thrown onto the desk with a picture of a Mexican man with a black mustache while Blitz' voice is heard as a voice over.
Blitz: Alright, taint-waffles, quiet your dicks and listen up! We've been hired by some jabbering prick to take on a farm hit, we're after a guy named Gerardo Velazquez, who apparently runs it. I don't speak whatever language this guy is yappin' in, but he keeps making hand motions that makes me think the target must be a real freak. Don't matter anyway, as we're shoving off to Tijuana in the arid badlands of Mexico... Good thing we're not taking the car this time.
On Earth, Bendy hops out of the portal from behind Blitz as Moxxie and Millie hop out as well. They're in the middle of the desert at night.
Bendy: Man, this reminds me of the last time we went to Mexico. Let's just make sure this time, we aren't roped into seeing another... *shudders* "burro show".
Blitz: I doubt it, Bends. Seems like this one's nice and remote, won't take us too long to-.
A goat bumps into Blitz, knocking him down.
Blitz: What the f-.
Moxxie: Woah...
The camera zooms out, revealing them to be surrounded by an entire herd of goats.
Blitz: What the fuck are these things?!
Bendy: Calm your ass down, Blitz, it's just a bunch of goats. They're harmless.
Millie: Didn't you say that exact same thing with those murder birds back at that research base, baby?
Bendy: YES, but I mean it this time. They're just GOATS!
Blitz: I don't care how great they are, they are in. My. Way!
The lead imp proceeds to pick up a goat and kick it into a silo... Which explodes. He then kicks a few others into the hay barn, the barn and the house. This alerts a man inside the house, who goes outside to see while holding a drink. He was a middle-aged tanned-skin human man with a hefty build and was of Hispanic descent, balding with short gray hair on the sides of his head, and had thick eyebrows and mustache with a goatee and stubble around his chin. He also featured a single gold tooth in his mouth. He wore a beige button shirt with a vest featuring gold-red skull-and-crossbones symbols and brown pants, along with a large red-black-striped sombrero that had golden poms. Golden skull buckles with crossed eyes were worn on both his belt and on the band of his sombrero.
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Gerardo: Que esta pasando- Que carajo!? (What's going on- What the Hell?!)
The man sees the Imps killing his goats... Well, Millie and Blitz were, Moxxie was being harassed by one while Bendy just looks down with his eyes closed while pinching the bridge of his non-existant nose.
Moxxie Nice! Easy, easy goats! Easy!
Bendy: I knew I should've taken desk duty tonight...
