Helluva Boss: Ink Edition

An In Law In Need

It was a normal Thursday at I.M.P as Blitz, Bendy, and Moxxie had just gotten back from a job. The job being to kill a stage magician for killing his sexy assisstant by the 'saw a person in half while they're in a box' trick.

Blitz: Well, I'd call that job a success.

Moxxie: A success? Sir, we exposed ourselves in front of a live audience after killing the target by dropping a sandbag on him.

Bendy: And most importantly, I got jipped out of a quarter by the fuck.

Blitz: Oh, quit your whining Bendy. Besides, tomorrow's *sing-song* pay day~.

Bendy: Oh yeah.

Suddenly, a phone started ringing as the sound came from Blitz' pocket.

Blitz: *groan* If this is Stolas, I'll set myself on fire.

Bendy: But imps are fireproof.

Blitz: I know, shut up.

He pulled a toy horse out of his pocket, but placed it on the desk to bring out his ringing phone. He answers the phone and beings it to his ear.

Blitz: *begrugedly* Hello?

As soon as he heard the voice, his face turned from an annoyed frown to a bright smile.

Blitz Oh, hey! I haven't heard from you in a while. So, listen I was thinking I could introduce you to that person I wanted you meet at dinner tonight and-

He stops talking as he listens to the call.

Blitz: What?......But why can't Tilla do it?......*sigh* Okay, but we discuss it after I say my thing.....Okay, love you too sis.

He hangs up, then shouts at his employees.

Blitz: Okay everyone! Quitting time, get lost or I'll make you get out!

Everyone just stared at him confused.

Blitz: Alright, have it your way.

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Out in the hall, Bendy, Moxxie, Millie, and Loona ran out screaming as Blitz shot angelic bullets at them with a machine gun.

Blitz: Out, out, out! You don't have to go home but you can't stay here, just get the fuck out!

Bendy: Blitz, are you fucking high?!

Blitz: Yeah, so?

Bendy: What's wrong with you? Work's not supposed to be over until 6.

Blitz: I'm meeting my sister for dinner so I can introduce her to Angel and to celebrate her getting out of rehab, plus she said she needed to discuss something.

Bendy: Oh.....can I come?

Blitz: What? Why?

Bendy: Because, we need to introduce this character to *gestures to screen* Hazbin Hotel's loyal fanbase because we don't know when in the fuck Medrano will do it.

Blitz: *waves at screen* Hi, loyal fanbase!

Bendy: So, can I come?

Blitz: Eh, I don't give a fuck.

Bendy: Cool. I'll go get Angel. But, what about Stolas, aren't you meeting him tonight?

Blitz: Eh, I'm sure it won't be awkward.

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At Goetia Manor, Stella was walking into the bedroom, looking for something.