Moxxie: No Way To The Movie

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We open up to Moxxie walking into the break room of I.M.P, just having gotten on his lunch break. The imp opened the fridge, only to be met with disappointment.

Moxxie: And once again, Loona's eaten my lunch. Why am I not surprised?.... Well, I at least this time, I kept my most anticipated part of my lunch on my person.

He reached into his oat to pull out a medium sized bag, opening it to reveal a mess of tortilla chips inside.

Moxxie: Oh~, I've been waiting all day for this.

The imp sat at the table as he began to pick each chip out and eat them, obviously staining his fingers. He was almost done before Bendy and Millie came in.

Bendy: Hey Mox, you in here?

Moxxie: *yelp* Don;t scare me like that, you know how I am with surprises!

Millie: Sorry. Honey. We just wanted to know if you wanted to grab lunch with us.

Moxie: Oh... I, um.... I'm kind of already eating my lunch.

Bendy: A standard bag of "Demoniditos"? Aren;t these like Hell's version of Doritos?

Millie: I don;t know what Doritos are, but seriously Moxxie? That's it?

Moxxie: Loona ate my lunch and I bought these on my way to work this morning to have with it. Since I've already bought these, can;t let them go to waste.

Bendy: Well, you do know we have snippets of Vaggie's meatloaf last night, right?

Moxie: Love, you know I love her, but you've tasted her cooking, right?

Bendy: *trembles* Oh lord, please don;t remind me.

Moxie: And besides, is it Spicy Chili Nacho flavor?

Millie: No, it's uh..... Meat and...... Decay flavored...... Can we have some of those chips?

Before their husband could answer, Blitz entered the kitchen, looking confused at the bottle of water in his hand.

Blitz: Hey guys, did something die in the fridge again? This water tastes like Mexican labor and expired jerky, really conflicting my- *surprised* Are those Demoniditos?! Moxxie, how did- where did you-

Moxxie: I just bought them at the store, Sir.

Blitz: You're not allowed out there! I haven't had these since I was a kid! *takes bag* Precious nacho dust!

Blitz opened his mouth and began shaking the bag, coating his face in dust, despite his employee's protests.

Moxxie: Hey, that dust is mine! I need to breathe it in and possibly be on oxygen tanks.

As Blitz continued shaking the bag, two small slips of paper fell onto his face. Picking them off, he simply threw them aside.

Blitz: What are these? Temporary tattoos? *throws them aside* Bendy, get rid of them. My dad gace me better tattoos aand all I had to do was talk back.

Moxxie: No wait, I need to lick the dust off those!

Bendy looked at the papers as they landed in his hands, only to look surprised at the sight.

Bendy: Oh my god, Moxxie!

Moxxie: What? What's wrong?

Bendy showed off the slips of paper, eliciting interested looks from the imps.

Bendy: These fell out of the bag and they're not tattoos! You just one two tickets to see Spider-Man: No Way Home in the Snoozleplex Cinema!

Bendy: These fell out of the bag and they're not tattoos! You just one two tickets to see Spider-Man: No Way Home in the Snoozleplex Cinema!

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