At the Hotel, Blitz is lying in bed and is playing on his phone, familiar music being heard as he swipes upward on his screen.
Blitz: Bendy!..................... Bendyyyyyyy!
With the last scream dragging on and on, an annoyed Bendy walked into the room.
Bendy: I ws literally right outside. What do you want?
Blitz: Could you be a dear and carry me out in the lobby?
Bendy: Uh, no. But I have an idea! What if...... you got your fat lazy ass up and walked out there yourself?
Blitz: Oh I'm sorry, did you not notice my broken-ass foot; you know, the one you broke because you dropped that metal baseball bat on it?
The camera pans downwards to show Blitz's left foot was indeed broken, balanced onto a pillow and wrapped in a cast.
Blitz: So if you don't take me out there right now, I'm gonna take that little Spongebob fan-fiction that you wrote and I'm gonna post it on the Undernet.
Bendy: *nervous* Uh, I never---- I never wrote a fan-fiction about Spongebob. Uh, Wha-What's it called then?
Blitz: Well which one are we talking about? There's "Soap isn't the Only Thing I Soak Up". There's-
Immediately, Bendy launched his arm outward, grasping Blitz's mouth with his hand and forcing it shut.
Bendy: Okay okay! I'll carry you out to the lobby! Happy now?
Blitz: *smuggly nods*
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In the lobby, Bendy was shown walking down the stairs, dragging Blitz from under his arms. As soon as they reach the floor, Bendy plops the imp on the couch.
Bendy: There!
Blitz: Oh hey, could you move me to the ground?
Bendy: Why?!
Blitz: I kinda want to take a nap and the couch is too soft.
Bendy: What the-?! But you were just on your bed.
Blitz: Yeah but I can only sleep on hard things. And don't you dare fucking say "That's what she said"!
Bendy: Actually, I was gonna say, "That's what Angel said."
Blitz: Oh. Well, that's fair. Now move me to the ground, bitch!
Growling in frustration, Bendy flipped the couch over, sending the imp to the ground, causing him to cockily smile. Suddenly, something caught his nostrils, causing him to gag.
Blitz: Aw! It smells like Beelzebub's pubes down here! Move me somewhere else!
With no response whatsoever, Bendy simply carried the imp over his shoulder, plopping him down on a coat rack. Despite both sides of his body dangling in the air, Blitz sighed in relief.
Blitz: That's better.
Bendy: Okay, but promise me you don't need anything else, Okay?
Blitz: I promise.
Bendy: Good.
As the Ink Demon began to walk off, Blitz chimed in once more.
Blitz: Uh, Bendy. I'm hungry.
Bendy's eyes glow red and his ink boils while he growls in frustration. Though he simply grabbed Blitz and drags him into the kitchen, plopping him onto a counter.
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Helluva Boss: Ink Edition
FanfictionDuring the events of Hazbin Hotel: Ink Edition, our animated Overlord has fallen into a bit of monetary trouble when his studio becomes a wreck and the Hotel has a slow revenue stream. So, Bendy decides to take a job with the Immediate Murder Profes...