Loona's Day Off

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We open up to Imp City in Spring, flowers are finally in bloom and Hell Ravens were squaking. It was absolutely beautiful, but it then shows us the inside of the I.M.P Office to see Loona looking out from the window bored.

Loona: *groan* It's so fucking unfair. The most beautiful day Imp City's probably ever had. And here I am, trapped in a prison of dried blood and retardedness. *phone receiver clicks* No one ever comes in on Saturday. *phone receiver clicks AGAIN* Why can't Blitz just let us go home?

The phone clicks again as Loona gets angry. SHe looks left to see Bendy with a bored expression and playing with the phone receiver.

Loona: Bendy, wil you please stop that?!

Bendy: Hey, don't get mad at me, I'm just as bored as you. It doesn't really help that Via's on maternity leave. Plus, I was just testing it.

Loona: The phone will ring when there's a client. But...

The scene zooms out into the street to show that there's no one interested in the business.

Loona: There aren't any fucking clients! There hasn't been one all day and there isn't gonna be any!

Loona tries to contain her frustration. but successfully as she slams her fist on the desk and crushing the phone. The noise alerted Bendy as he got overexcited.

Bendy: What's the Sitch, a stealth job?! Aight, let's do this! *revs a chainsaw*

Loona: No!

In anger, she flips over the desk, but it lands exactly where it was, upright. After getting out of her shocked stupor, she tips everything off of it with a bored expression and flips it upside down. From inside the desk, the money box fell out of a drawer as it broke open and multiple Soullix and coins fell onto the floor.

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The scene changes to the meeting room. Millie and Moxxie were taking their spare time to participate in a group chat with their girlfriends, Charlie and Vaggie, as Blitz drew himself kicking Cletus in the nuts on the whiteboard. He stops to hear as the money is dropping.

Moxxie: Is something wrong, Sir?

Millie: You look like my sister Sallie May when my Pa accidentally walks in on her in the shower.

Blitz: That sounds like our profits dropping. *slams door open* What's going on out here?! My babies!

He looks to see Bendy and Loona trying to arrange the cash, but Blitz runs up to the two and shoves them away.

Blitz: Get away, you barbarians! What have you done? Nice, clean Soullix... soiled! I'll take care of ya. Let Daddy clean ya up.

The tall imp then scooped up the coins from the bills and ran into the bathroom, turning on the sink to rinse them off.

Blitz: No, no, no, don't cry, little ones.

Suddenly, Bendy appears behind him.

Bendy: Everything under control, Blitz?

Startled, he throws the coins in the air. Bendy manages to catch them all, but one dime rolls into the sink and starts to roll towards the sink drain.

Blitz: My dime!

The dime rolls around the sink drain. Just as it seems like it's about to fall down the drain, it flips over facing away from the drain, having the two sigh of relief. Then the dime jumps, flips Blitz off, and goes down the drain.

Blitz: No!

Desperate, Blitz rips off his glove and shoves his hand down the drain, grabbing the dime while it's in the drain.

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