Helluva Boss: Ink Edition

The One With The Stuck Dick

Bendy: Ohmygodohmygod OH MY FUCKING GOD!

Bendy scremed in excitement as he walked into the I.M.P office, pushing in a massive wooden crate. Loona passed by him, looking at her phone.

Loona: Hey, I'm going on break. If I'm not back in 20, take over for me.

Bendy: Yeah, yeah, whatever. Blitz, get out here!

At the shout, Blitz looked out from his office door to see Bendy about to hit the massive crate with his hammer.

Blitz: The hell is that?

Bendy: During our last job in Japan, I ordered this really rare japanese arcade game! It's gonna be awesome.

Blitz: Well, I like rare shit. Open it! Open it!

He nodded as he reeled back far, but lightly tapped the crate with his mallet. From that tap, the crate shattered, revealing the arcade cabinet inside.

Blitz: "Bikini Squad Volleyball Tournament 3?" Bendy, you're married, why'd you buy this?

Bendy: What, no I didn't. Dammit, I must've gotten the wrong one. I better portal up and send it back.

As he was about to reach for the grimoire, Blitz grabbed his wrist as he looked at the art of the girls in bikinis on the cabinet's sides.

Blitz: We uh.. Don't have to send it back right now. Maybe we should... you know, give it a chance. I mean, it-it could be fun.

As he was about to argue, the game suddenly turned on, showing the actual girl characters in the game and entrancing Bendy.

Bendy: Uh...yeah. Just... one game wouldn't hurt.

The two swiftly made it to the cabinet, grabbing the joysticks and pressing the buttons, while marveling at the sight in front of them.

Bendy: It's so incredible.

Blitz: They bounce up and then bounce down~. It's so amazing.

Bendy: Yeah... they really named the mechanics of the volleyballs in this game. The girl's tits are fine too.

Blitz: Here here.

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As the day tured to night and the night turned to day, Bendy yawned as he opened the door to the office and turned on the lights, only to find Blitz still playing the game.

Blitz: You're looking a bit pink there, Yuki.... How about some sunblock?

Bendy: Blitz, how long have you been playing?

Blitz: I....I don't know. 20 minutes? 13 hours? Not that big of a difference, really.

Bendy: Blitz, snap out of it! We got work to do.

Blitz' eyes widened as he shook his head.

Blitz: Yeah, you're right. I need to feed Thermostat at home.

Bendy: Who?

Blitz: Thermostat. You know, my horse.

Bendy: Wasn't her name Nail Polish?

Blitz: Well, now it's Thermostat. I better get- AAHH!!!!!

As Blitz tried to pull away from the machine, he shouted in pain and stayed put in front of the machine.

Bendy: What's wrong?

Blitz: Uh, nothing. I'm just gonna..*tries pulling away* AAAHHH!!!

Bendy: Blitz, are you okay?