The One Where Blitz Buys Video Games

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Blitz was seen in the Hazbin Hotel, occupying himself with Angel trying to find work since his contract with Val was abolished when she was imprisoned. Currently, he was sitting on the couch of the lobby, playing on a tamogachi.

Blitz: C'mon.... Dammit, stop pooping everywhere!

In a matter of seconds as Blitz heard laughing coming from one of the rooms on the top floor. Blitz made his way to one of the rooms, revealing Vivian laughing at a T.V. on her wall, with Bendy standing by and smiling at his daughter.

Bendy: So, how do you like the new TV, Sweetie?

Vivian: I love it, now I won't have to wake up at the crack of dawn to watch my favorite show in the lobby. And I especially won't have to use that TV I had before.

Bendy: What was wrong with it again?

Vivian: It was literally just empty and weird things kept getting in there. Remember last month, Dad?

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French Narrator: Last Month

Bendy had walked into Vivian's room one morning, to wake her for her classes when she spotted the TV in the corner of the room.

Bendy: She left her TV on. *sigh* That's gonna make our bill cry.

He looked at the screen to see a Hell Raccoon on the TV, eating a nut.

Bendy: Huh, what was she watching? Some sort of nature show?

As it turned out, there was no screen and the Hell Raccoon was real. Bendy realized this as it jumped onto his face and started scratching him.

Bendy: AAH! AAH! OH MY GOD! AAAHHHH! *falls out of window*

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Bendy: *evilly* Hell Raccoons.... *normal* Well, you enjoy your TV now, Vivi.

Vivian: Thanks again, Dad.

Bendy exited through the door, just to see Blitz standing right next to it, smiling nervously.

Bendy: Blitz, what are you doing here?

Blitz: Well, at first it was to have some quality time with the newest addition to my family. But now, I just realized I'm practically neglecting another family member.

Bendy: You mean Vivian?

Blitz: She's practically my niece, since you introduced me as Uncle Blitz when I lived here. I've wanted to be an uncle ever since I flunked medical school, and now that I had my chance, I flunked that too. That present that she got for her birthday wasn't even from me, Loona picked it out. *sigh* What am I gonna do?

Bendy: Wow, you're serious about this, are you?

Blitz: *nods* I just want to connect with her somehow. Hmm, maybe I should give Disney+ a call.

Bendy: Who?

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At Blitz' apartment, the landline phone rang. Disney+, Blitz' horse, picks up the phone in her mouth while lying on the couch.

Blitz: Disney+, it's Daddy. I need a gift for my niece that I barely spend time with. Any ideas?

Disney+:...........*neigh*

We then cut bac to the Hotel.

Blitz: Get her something kids normally like? That's genius, thanks Disney+! *hangs up* Okay, what do kids like? Ice cream, dogs, money, video games- *GASP* That's it, I'll get her some video games!

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